Bioinformatics Jokes !!
Why was the Bioinformatics fired from his job?
A: He was getting too Sassy.
What did the bioinformatician say when he found out his team stopped using version control?
A: Y’all better Git!
Why did the computational biologist stay home from work?
A: He had a code!
Why was the bioinformatician's paper was rejected?
A: Journal thought it seemed scripted.
How can you tell that a Bioinformatics is working?
A: You can hear him Grunting!
Why bioinformatician always silence?
A: Because bioinformatician calmly whisper, “SSH”
Why was the bioinformatician always so sleepy?
A: He/She wasn’t given any Java.
Why did the program/software hanged?
A: Because genome float.
Why was the class upset that its parent died?
A: Because it wouldn’t be getting the inheritance!
Why did bioinformatician always works on the command line?
A: Because they don't want to scare you with huge amount of data!
Why did the bioinformatician attend the gay pride parade?
A: They supported polymorphism.
Why did bioinformatician prefer awk, PerlOneliner?
A: Because even computer can't handle to load the data.
Why don’t bioinformatician get along with others?
A: They’re too MEAN.
Why computational biologist are cool?
A: Because they are scripted!!
Why they talk $ unzip; strip; touch; finger; grep; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; fsck; umount; clean; sleep;
A: Ah, Ohhh, dude, these are *NIX commands
Did they really hack genome?
A: Yes, I guess so.
Comments
Hmmm... so now I understood why my paper was rejected ;)
Someone ask a bioinformatician how to open the "Jar"? He suggested to download and install Java first. ;)