Bioinformatician are not anti-social; We are just genome friendly.
Bioinformatician would love to change the biological world, but they won't give us the genetic code :P
If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0
The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's actually have several genomes.
Fedup with LIPS, try God script.
Idiot, Go ahead, make my data!
Thank god, my genome just compiled.
Error message: "Out of space on genome drive:"
Shut up mobile elements, or i'll flush you out.
Never underestimate the internet bandwidth, u gotta incomplete.
Applied fuzzy logic to understand God's logic?
Warning! Overflow, delete chromosome !
Be nice to the BioGeek, for all you know they might be the next curator!
Beware of computational biologist they screw genes and protein.
Warning! Your genome is full of garbage, delete it !
Bad or missing mouse genome. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
Genome make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
Let's BLAST it.
Some genome never has transposons. It just develops random features.
Go watch CINEMA and have BLAST.