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  • Bioinformatician become producer/director !!!

    If a Bioinformatician starts producing Hindi Bollywood movies, na...Genefinder. Har Ligand jo dock karega. Alignment to hona h...re Paas Hai Aao Database Search Kare Bioinformatician No.1...quence Parayi *Warning: It contain hindi words.

    3908 days ago

  • Perl Poem: Parse it in both Perl and English!

    Larry's, er, corpus has fortunately been overshadow...resented at the Usenix Winter 1992 Technical Conference, entitled "Camels and Needle...ollowing poem published in both the Economist and the Guardian: #!/...close them, yet. accept (yourself, changes),bind (grief, despair);...

    3908 days ago

  • Bioinformatician special skills !!

    Bioinformatician and Computational biologist are the only programmers on Earth who can explain multiplication and division are the same. Pretty codes for them ... /([+-]?\...F,">$1")||warn"$1 write failed:$!";chomp;print F ">", $_}' &...

    3885 days ago

  • Golden Rules of Bioinformatics

    All constant are variable. Copy and paste is a genetic error. First solve the problem, then write the code. No matter what goes wrong, it...le if enough metting are held to discuss it. :P Stastics is a syst...mer goes on summer holiday with raincoat. [because see 1] Thanks g...

    3905 days ago

  • Chemical Elements of Bioinformatics

    You must be familiar with periodic table and colour pattern, but this time you are going to amaze by new elements table by Eagle genomics. Just check it out and have fun :) http://elements.eaglegenomics.com/

    3863 days ago

  • What a bioinformatician always dream for ???

    Well established bioinformatics labs with SGI(silicon graphics interface) License of all commercial softwares. Complete, and&nb...rl/boy with lesser E-values and higher compatibility score. Horoscope...cs servers. All eBooks of bioinformatics. Ready passport and Study v...

    3834 days ago

  • The Best Bioinformatics / Computational Biology Quotes

    Bioinformatician are not anti-social; We are just genome friendly. Bioinformatician would love to change the b...they won't give us the genetic code :P If at first you don'...k. Fedup with LIPS, try God script. Idiot, Go ahead, make m...c? Warning! Overflow, delete chromosome ! Be nice to the Bi...

    3709 days ago

  • BioGeek Fun

    1. A futuristic computational biology student w...response -use warnings;for ($count=1; $count <=100; $coun...gonna to be a real biogeek. Nice try though. Smart kid. &nbs...nbsp;    $beginChromosome=$2;   &nbs...quo;Just found a the error in chromosome !!!, yahoo…&r...

    3690 days ago

  • Introduction to programming. Write short programs that generate graphics and animation.

    Introduction to programming. Write short programs that generate graphics and animation. http://funprogramming.org/

    3540 days ago

  • Bioinformatics Jokes !!

    Why was the Bioinformatics fired from his job? A: He w...sp; What did the bioinformatician say when he found out his team stopped using version control? A: Y’all better...rogram/software hanged? A: Because genome float.   Wh...e cool? A: Because they are scripted!!   Why they tal...

    3169 days ago