Results for "Jokes"


  • Golden Rules of Bioinformatics

    All constant are variable. Copy and paste is a genetic error. First solve the problem, then write the code. No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right. Any simple problem can be insoluble if enough metting are held to discuss it. :P Stastics is a systematic method of comming to...

    Tags: Bioinformatics, Jokes, Fun, Humour

    1615 days ago

  • What a bioinformatician always dream for ???

    Well established bioinformatics labs with SGI(silicon graphics interface) License of all commercial softwares. Complete, and fully assembled genome of the girl :P A girl/boy with lesser E-values and higher compatibility score. Horoscope Match should be significant (not less that 18). ...

    Tags: Bioinformatician Dreams, Fun, Humour, Jokes

    1544 days ago

  • Bioinformatician kidnaped !!!

    Some fish kidnaped a bioinformatician for their genome analysis.

    Tags: Cartoon, Jokes, Fun, Humour, Fish

    1552 days ago

  • Computer experts in biotechnology laboratory

    Only bioinformatician can understand that multiplication and division are different but same thing :) Disclaimer: This cartoon is solely designed to create humour and fun, not to offend any computer experts.

    Tags: Bioinformatics, Fun, Humour, Jokes, Cartoon

    1503 days ago

  • The Best Bioinformatics / Computational Biology Quotes

    Bioinformatician are not anti-social; We are just genome friendly. Bioinformatician would love to change the biological world, but they won't give us the genetic code :P If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0 The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's actually have sever...

    Tags: Bioinformatics, Computational Biology, Genomics, Quotes, Fun, Jokes

    1419 days ago

  • BioGeek Fun

    1. A futuristic computational biology student was told to write "It is in my gene!!!" on the board 100 times as a punishment. here's his response -use warnings;for ($count=1; $count <=100; $count++) { print "It is in my gene!!!";}I guess, he is gonna to be a real biogeek. Nice try though. Smar...

    Tags: Bioinformatics, Computational Biology, BioGeek, Humour, Jokes, Fun

    1400 days ago

  • Bioinformatics Jokes !!

    Why was the Bioinformatics fired from his job? A: He was getting too Sassy.   What did the bioinformatician say when he found out his team stopped using version control? A: Y’all better Git!   Why did the computational biologist stay home from work? A: He had a code!  ...

    Tags: Bioinformatics, Computational Biology, BioGeek, Humour, Jokes, Fun

    879 days ago