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Golden Rules of Bioinformatics
All constant are variable. Copy and paste is a genetic error. First solve the problem, then write the code. No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right. Any simple problem can be insoluble if enough metting are held to discuss it. :P Stastics is a systematic method of comming to...Tags: Bioinformatics, Jokes, Fun, Humour
3901 days ago
What a bioinformatician always dream for ???
Well established bioinformatics labs with SGI(silicon graphics interface) License of all commercial softwares. Complete, and fully assembled genome of the girl :P A girl/boy with lesser E-values and higher compatibility score. Horoscope Match should be significant (not less that 18). ...Tags: Bioinformatician Dreams, Fun, Humour, Jokes
3830 days ago
The Best Bioinformatics / Computational Biology Quotes
Bioinformatician are not anti-social; We are just genome friendly. Bioinformatician would love to change the biological world, but they won't give us the genetic code :P If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0 The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's actually have sever...Tags: Bioinformatics, Computational Biology, Genomics, Quotes, Fun, Jokes
3705 days ago
- 1. A futuristic computational biology student was told to write "It is in my gene!!!" on the board 100 times as a punishment. here's his response -use warnings;for ($count=1; $count <=100; $count++) { print "It is in my gene!!!";}I guess, he is gonna to be a real biogeek. Nice try though. Smar...
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3686 days ago
- Why was the Bioinformatics fired from his job? A: He was getting too Sassy. What did the bioinformatician say when he found out his team stopped using version control? A: Y’all better Git! Why did the computational biologist stay home from work? A: He had a code! ...
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3165 days ago
