<![CDATA[BOL: All site fun]]> https://bioinformaticsonline.com/fun/all?offset=10 https://bioinformaticsonline.com/fun/view/2383/golden-rules-of-bioinformatics Wed, 14 Aug 2013 21:11:33 -0500 https://bioinformaticsonline.com/fun/view/2383/golden-rules-of-bioinformatics <![CDATA[Golden Rules of Bioinformatics]]>
  • All constant are variable.
  • Copy and paste is a genetic error.
  • First solve the problem, then write the code.
  • No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right.
  • Any simple problem can be insoluble if enough metting are held to discuss it. :P
  • Stastics is a systematic method of comming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
  • Bug is a undocumented feature in programming languages.
  • Good biological programmer goes on summer holiday with raincoat. [because see 1]
  • Thanks god Google know python is not a python and multiplication and division are the same thing.
  • Don' be clever, complex biology will trick you.
    • ]]>     Jitendra Narayan     https://bioinformaticsonline.com/fun/view/2094/bioinformatician-special-skills Tue, 13 Aug 2013 03:58:35 -0500 https://bioinformaticsonline.com/fun/view/2094/bioinformatician-special-skills <![CDATA[Bioinformatician special skills !!]]> Bioinformatician and Computational biologist are the only programmers on Earth who can explain multiplication and division are the same.

    Pretty codes for them ...

    • /([+-]?\ *(?:\d+(?:\.\d*)?|\.\d+)(?:[eE]([+-]?\d+))?)/;
    • next unless /((?:(?!\\$).)*)/;
    • $line =~ /^(.+)(e|r)(.*)$/;
    • /"(?:[^"\\]++|\\.)*+"/;
    • /^[+-]?\ *(\d+(\.\d*)?|\.\d+)([eE][+-]?\d+)?$/;
    • perl -ne 'BEGIN{$/=">"}if(/^s*(S+)/){open(F,">$1")||warn"$1 write failed:$!
      ";chomp;print F ">", $_}'

     There are 2 types of programmers in the world: one who understand ATGC, and other who don’t.

    ]]>     Jitendra Narayan     https://bioinformaticsonline.com/fun/view/2053/perl-poem-parse-it-in-both-perl-and-english Mon, 12 Aug 2013 19:00:55 -0500 https://bioinformaticsonline.com/fun/view/2053/perl-poem-parse-it-in-both-perl-and-english <![CDATA[Perl Poem: Parse it in both Perl and English!]]> Larry's, er, corpus has fortunately been overshadowed by that of the reigning Perl Poet, Sharon Hopkins. She has written quite a few Perl poems, as well as a paper on Perl poetry that she presented at the Usenix Winter 1992 Technical Conference, entitled "Camels and Needles: Computer Poetry Meets the Perl Programming Language". (The paper is available as misc/poetry.ps on CPAN.) Besides being the most prolific Perl poet, Sharon is also the most widely published, having had the following poem published in both the Economist and the Guardian:

    #!/usr/bin/perl

    APPEAL:

    listen (please, please);

    open yourself, wide;
    join (you, me),
    connect (us,together),

    tell me.

    do something if distressed;

    @dawn, dance;
    @evening, sing;
    read (books,$poems,stories) until peaceful;
    study if able;

    write me if-you-please;

    sort your feelings, reset goals, seek (friends, family, anyone);

    do*not*die (like this)
    if sin abounds;

    keys (hidden), open (locks, doors), tell secrets;
    do not, I-beg-you, close them, yet.

    accept (yourself, changes),
    bind (grief, despair);

    require truth, goodness if-you-will, each moment;

    select (always), length(of-days)

    # listen (a perl poem)
    # Sharon Hopkins
    # rev. June 19, 1995

    ]]>     Rahul Agarwal     https://bioinformaticsonline.com/fun/view/2052/bioinformatician-become-producerdirector Mon, 12 Aug 2013 18:19:31 -0500 https://bioinformaticsonline.com/fun/view/2052/bioinformatician-become-producerdirector <![CDATA[Bioinformatician become producer/director !!!]]> If a Bioinformatician starts producing Hindi Bollywood movies, names will be like this....

    • BLAST : Eak khoj
    • Munna Bhai Promoter
    • Gene se Genome tak.
    • Maine BLAST kiya.
    • NCBI wale Data le jayenge 
    • Raju ban gaya Genefinder.
    • Har Ligand jo dock karega.
    • Alignment to hona hi tha.
    • Mera sequence mera base.
    • Markov aapke hai kaun.
    • Algo Banya Apne.
    • MOTIF mil gaya.
    • BLASTana FASTAna.
    • Hamari Sequence aapke pass hai.
    • BLAST To Hona Hi Tha !!
    • Meri Gene Tumhare Paas Hai
    • Aao Database Search Kare
    • Bioinformatician No.1
    • Mera Naam Tool Developer
    • Hum Apke Genome Mein Rehte Hein 
    • Do Sequence Baarah Hit
    • Tera Ligand Chal Gaya
    • Har Din Jo Modeling Karega 
    • Genbank Ke Us Paar
    • Proteomics Koi Khel Nahi
    • Jish Desh Mein Day Hoff Rehta Hai
    • PDB Ek Numbari Structure Dus Numbari
    • GCG Karo Sajana
    • Naukar NCBI Ka
    • 1942 -- A KEGG Story
    • Algorithm Se Program Tak
    • Haan Maine Bhi ClustalW Kiya Hai
    • GeneScan Karke Dekho
    • Alignment Apna Sequence Parayi

    *Warning: It contain hindi words.

    ]]>     Jitendra Narayan