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Bioinformatics Jokes !!

Jitendra Prajapati — Fri, 21 Aug 2015 01:26:54 -0500

Why was the Bioinformatics fired from his job?

A: He was getting too Sassy.

What did the bioinformatician say when he found out his team stopped using version control?

A: Y’all better Git!

Why did the computational biologist stay home from work?

A: He had a code!

Why was the bioinformatician's paper was rejected?

A: Journal thought it seemed scripted.

How can you tell that a Bioinformatics is working?

A: You can hear him Grunting!

Why bioinformatician always silence?

A: Because bioinformatician calmly whisper, “SSH”

Why was the bioinformatician always so sleepy?

A: He/She wasn’t given any Java.

Why did the program/software hanged?

A: Because genome float.

Why was the class upset that its parent died?

A: Because it wouldn’t be getting the inheritance!

Why did bioinformatician always works on the command line?

A: Because they don't want to scare you with huge amount of data!

Why did the bioinformatician attend the gay pride parade?

A: They supported polymorphism.

Why did bioinformatician prefer awk, PerlOneliner?

A: Because even computer can't handle to load the data.

Why don’t bioinformatician get along with others?

A: They’re too MEAN.

Why computational biologist are cool?

A: Because they are scripted!!

Why they talk $ unzip; strip; touch; finger; grep; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; fsck; umount; clean; sleep;

A: Ah, Ohhh, dude, these are *NIX commands

Did they really hack genome?

A: Yes, I guess so.

Bioinformatics Faculty at BHARATHIDASAN UNIVERSITY

Sat, 26 Sep 2015 20:34:20 -0500

BHARATHIDASAN UNIVERSITY

(Reaccredited by NAAC with ‘A’ grade)

TIRUCHIRAPPALLI - 620 024

I N V I T E S

APPLICATIONS FOR FACULTY POSITIONS UNDER UGC XII PLAN CREATED POSTS ON CONTRACTUAL BASIS TILL 31.03.2017 IN THE FOLLOWING UNIVERSITY DEPARTMENTS. (Notification No. 31300 /H2/2015, Dt.: 18.09.2015)

ASSISTANT PROFESSOR

1. Bio-Informatics ONE (MBC)

2. Bio-Chemistry ONE G.T.(W)DW

Consolidated Pay of Rs.45,000/- p.m.

Qualification : As per UGC/AICTE/NCTE norms

Application along with other details including specialization can be downloaded from the University website www.bdu.ac.in

LAST DATE FOR RECEIPT OF FILLED IN APPLICATION IS 07.10.2015 BY 5.00 P.M.

More Info : www.bdu.ac.in/adv/UGC_XII_Plan_Contract_Positions.pdf

Research Trainees recruitment in National Agri-Food Biotechnology Institute (NABI)

Sun, 29 Nov 2015 02:47:28 -0600

Research Trainees recruitment in National Agri-Food Biotechnology Institute (NABI)

Eligibility : Pursuing final year of M.Sc./M.Tech.

Subject category for training : I. Agricultural biotechnology II. Computational biology and bioinformatics III. Food Science & Technology IV. Nutrition Science & Technology

Duration of Training : 6 months (January to June 2016)

Selection Procedure : Through screening and selection based on merit, experience, and expression of interest submitted by candidates
How to apply

The last date of application to reach NABI latest by November 30, 2015 by 5:30 PM

More at http://www.nabi.res.in/Training.aspx

M. D. University, Rohtak is looking for the post of Research Associate

Fri, 13 Nov 2015 02:56:48 -0600

M. D. University, Rohtak - Rohtak, Haryana
M. D. University, Rohtak is looking vacancies for the post of Research Associate

Project entitled: "Establish of Bioinformatics Facility for biology teaching through bioinformatics"

Name of post: Research Associate /Trainees

Number of post: 03

Educational Qualification and Experience: Candidates should have Ph D in relevant subjects with experience in handling computational biology resources and software

Selection mode: Walk in interview

How to apply?
Interested and eligible candidates may appear for a walk-in interview on 14th November 2015 at 11.00 am, in the office of Director, Centre for Bioinformatics along with CV and attested copies of all testimonials and additional qualifications.

Recruitment reference: http://www.mdurohtak.ac.in/pdf/career/adv_research_asso_dbt_bioinfo.pdf

Scientist E-II or F in Bioinformatics & Computational Biology at Rajiv Gandhi Centre for Biotechnology

Fri, 13 Nov 2015 03:10:32 -0600

Advt. No.RGCB Advt./SCI 2015/1

Rajiv Gandhi Centre for Biotechnology (RGCB) invites applications for the following three faculty scientist positions:

Scientist G in any of the following disciplines of disease biology: Cancer Research/Cardiovascular Biology/Diabetes Biology/Pathogen Biology
Scientist E-II or F in Bioinformatics & Computational Biology
Scientist E-I or E-II in Cancer Research with special emphasis on Human Papillomavirus Research

More at http://rgcb.res.in/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/APPLICATION-FORMAT-FOR-SCIENTISTS.docx

PostDoc position in Bioinformatics - IRCCS - Milan - Italy

Wed, 25 Nov 2015 03:38:38 -0600

PostDoc position in Bioinformatics

A full-time post-doctoral position for a bioinformatician with experience in managing and analyzing NGS data is available in the Laboratory of Molecular Cardiology at Policlinico San Donato-IRCCS, Milan, Italy. For lab publications, see: http://scholar.google.it/citations?user=wAPKO9wAAAAJ&hl=it&oi=ao

https://www.researchgate.net/profile/Fabio_Martelli

The goal of the project is investigating the regulation and functional role of non coding RNAs in tissue response to hypoxia and ischemia.

We are looking for a candidate that is going to interact with biologists and bioinformaticians to manage and analyze NGS data (mostly RNA-seq) and microarray data.

The successful candidate must have a minimum of 3 years experience in dealing with NGS data, a good command of English and written communication and at least 2 relevant publications as first author in peer reviewed international journals. The candidate is expected to interact with a small international group and to be able also to work independently. Knowledge of programming is a definitive plus, as well as a good statistical background and/or wet molecular biology skills.

Salary is proportional to experience and to the publication record (up to 38 000euro/year before taxes and retirement contribution i.e. IRPEF and INPS).

Please, send your CV by e-mail to Fabio Martelli:

fabio.martelli@grupposandonato.it

Location: Laboratory of Molecular Cardiology at Policlinico San Donato-IRCCS, Milan, Italy.
Link: https://www.researchgate.net/profile/Fabio_Martelli
Contact person: Fabio Martelli
Contact email: fabio.martelli@grupposandonato.it

JRF Bioinformatics at CUK

Sat, 28 Nov 2015 03:26:21 -0600

JRF job opportunity in Central University of Kerala (CUK) on temporary basis

Project Title : "Targeting TAL effector mediated susceptibility for durable and broad-spectrum resistance to bacterial blight in Rice"

No. of Post : 01

Qualification : MSc in any subject under Life Science or Bioinformatics/ B.Tech in Bioinformatics + 1 yr experience

Stipend : Rs. 14,000/-

How to apply

Interested candidates are requested to send their applications explaining their interest in the position with an updated CV to Dr. Ginny Antony, Assistant Professor, Department of Plant Science, School of Biological Sciences, Central University of Kerala, Padannakkad, Kasaragod, Kerala - 671 314 email: ginnycuk2013@gmail.com on or before 20th December, 2015.

More at http://cukerala.ac.in/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=1022:applications-invited-for-the-post-of-jrf-department-of-plant-science&catid=106&Itemid=593&lang=en

Assistant Professor - Computational Biology and Bioinformatics in Navi Mumbai

Fri, 04 Dec 2015 20:40:59 -0600

No. ACTREC / ADVT-A/2/2015
Pay in Pay band and Grade Pay : PB-3 (Rs 15,600-39,100) Pay in pay band Rs 21,900+ G.P. of Rs 7,600
Total emoluments = 82,000/- p.m. & nbsp
Educational Qualification : Ph.D. or MD/Ph.D.
Experience : Post MD / Ph.D. Research experience of 5 years The last date of application submission is January 15th, 2016.
Interested candidates shall send the applications through email: office.sao(at)actrec.gov.in.
For More Details : www.actrec.gov.in/data%20files/Vacancies/2015/Faculty-Positions-SOE-24-11-15.pdf

SRF/JRF Bioinformatics at CIARI

Fri, 04 Dec 2015 00:10:09 -0600

Realizing the importance of Island Agriculture to meet the requirements of local population and tourists, Indian Council of Agricultural research (ICAR) established Central Island Agricultural Research Institute, Port Blair on June 23rd, 1978 by merging different regional research stations of ICAR institutes located in Islands. The ultimate aim of CIARI is the developments of island agricultural production technologies which utilizes the strengths of the island and convert the constraints in opportunities, without causing any ill effect to the fragile ecosystem of the island.The institute has made tremendous progress in the Agriculture development of the islands during the last three decades. Keeping in view the natural resources of the islands diversity, fragile ecosystem, research program would be designed to maximize the productivity without disturbing to the islands ecosystem to provide better and decent livelihood and as a source of revenue and resource generation. Research and development in Agriculture sector should cover all disciplines in order to have a balanced progress in all disciplines for the overall benefits of the farmers of these islands.

Position I

Job Title : Junior Research Fellow

No. of Posts : One

Project : Establishment of sub distributed information centre

Qualification : M.Sc in Basic Science with NET or B.Sc in professional course with NET or M.Sc in professional course

Desired Experience : Experience in Bioinformatics and molecular biology

Payscale : Rs. 25000 per month

Age Limit : Upto 35 for men and 40 for women with 5 years relaxation to SC/ST and 3 years relaxation for OBC.

Position II

Job Title : Traineeship

No. of Posts : One

Project : Establishment of sub distributed information centre

Qualification : B.Sc Bioinformatics /Biotechnology / Life Science / Computer Science

Desired Experience : Experience in Bioinformatics and molecular biology

Payscale : Rs. 8000 per month

Age Limit : Upto 35 for men and 40 for women with 5 years relaxation to SC/ST and 3 years relaxation for OBC.

Position III

Job Title : Studentship

No. of Posts : Two

Project : Establishment of sub distributed information centre

Qualification : B.Sc Bioinformatics /Biotechnology / Life Science / Computer Science

Desired Experience : Experience in Bioinformatics and molecular biology

Payscale : Rs. 8000 per month

Age Limit : Upto 35 for men and 40 for women with 5 years relaxation to SC/ST and 3 years relaxation for OBC.

How to Apply : Candidates who meet the requirements can attend the walk in interview at CIARI,Port Blair on 09.12.2015 10.30AM.

http://icar-ciari.res.in/employment/9-12-15.pdf

Post-doc position at LABGeM - Evry, France

Fri, 11 Dec 2015 06:24:00 -0600

The LABGeM team (CEA/Genoscope, CNRS UMR 8030, France, Dir. Claudine Médigue) is developing integrated approaches which combines bioinformatics methods based (i) on genomic and metabolic contexts, (ii) on an orignal metabolic network representation and (iii) on a structural classification of active sites for the discovery of new metabolic enzymatic activities.

We are hiring a post-doctoral fellow for the development of innovative bioinformatics methods to explore metabolic networks and enzyme families. These methods will be based on protein family analysis and graph approaches combining genomic and metabolic contexts.

For more details, please see this link : http://goo.gl/tHQOqk

Qualifications:
PhD degree in bioinformatics or computational biology
- Previous experience in network or protein family analysis
- Programming skills (C/C++, Python, Java) and in common biostatistical analyses
- Team player, innovative and creative thinking, good oral and written communication skills

24 months, Post Doctoral position
Start: from March 2016
Place: CEA, Genoscope UMR8030, LABGeM (Laboratory of Bioinformatics Analyses for Genomics and Metabolism), Evry, France
Contact: David Vallenet, vallenet@genoscope.cns.fr
Publications: https://scholar.google.com/citations?user=rJNPLSAAAAAJ
Remuneration per month: from 2,850 €

Interested candidates should send their CV, statement of research interests, and contact information of at least 2 references to David Vallenet (vallenet@genoscope.cns.fr).