<![CDATA[BOL: Related items]]> https://bioinformaticsonline.com/related/2780?offset=10 https://bioinformaticsonline.com/file/view/19560/alien-genome Sat, 13 Dec 2014 00:24:32 -0600 https://bioinformaticsonline.com/file/view/19560/alien-genome <![CDATA[Alien Genome !!!]]> Genome sequencing, analysis and expression of Alien genome.

Note: This image/cartoon is create only for fun. It has nothing to do with any scientific findings.

]]> Jit https://bioinformaticsonline.com/fun/view/2383/golden-rules-of-bioinformatics Wed, 14 Aug 2013 21:11:33 -0500 https://bioinformaticsonline.com/fun/view/2383/golden-rules-of-bioinformatics <![CDATA[Golden Rules of Bioinformatics]]>
  • All constant are variable.
  • Copy and paste is a genetic error.
  • First solve the problem, then write the code.
  • No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right.
  • Any simple problem can be insoluble if enough metting are held to discuss it. :P
  • Stastics is a systematic method of comming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
  • Bug is a undocumented feature in programming languages.
  • Good biological programmer goes on summer holiday with raincoat. [because see 1]
  • Thanks god Google know python is not a python and multiplication and division are the same thing.
  • Don' be clever, complex biology will trick you.
    • ]]>     Jitendra Narayan     https://bioinformaticsonline.com/file/view/5964/alien-spy Wed, 30 Oct 2013 19:12:41 -0500 https://bioinformaticsonline.com/file/view/5964/alien-spy <![CDATA[Alien Spy !!!]]> Alien spy are looking for human genome sequences .. 

    ]]>     Jit     https://bioinformaticsonline.com/file/view/14221/bioinformatician-at-work Wed, 20 Aug 2014 22:20:10 -0500 https://bioinformaticsonline.com/file/view/14221/bioinformatician-at-work <![CDATA[Bioinformatician at work !!!]]> The busy life of a bioinformatician. Need many more hands to deal with additional job :)

    ]]>     Neel     https://bioinformaticsonline.com/file/view/19732/marine-bioinformatician Wed, 24 Dec 2014 05:17:27 -0600 https://bioinformaticsonline.com/file/view/19732/marine-bioinformatician <![CDATA[Marine bioinformatician ;)]]> A marine bioinformatician at work. Sorry jealous biotechnologist, this is how we work.

    ]]>     Rahul Nayak     https://bioinformaticsonline.com/file/view/6303/chickenosaurus-on-the-way Tue, 12 Nov 2013 21:40:34 -0600 https://bioinformaticsonline.com/file/view/6303/chickenosaurus-on-the-way <![CDATA[Chickenosaurus on the way !!]]> Hmmm ..  Now they know the facts, be careful they might come back as Chickenosaurus. :)

    ]]>     Jit     https://bioinformaticsonline.com/file/view/14302/bioinformatician-at-work Sat, 23 Aug 2014 04:44:55 -0500 https://bioinformaticsonline.com/file/view/14302/bioinformatician-at-work <![CDATA[Bioinformatician at work !!!]]> Yet another peep up view of a bioinformatician research laboratory ...

    ]]>     Neel     https://bioinformaticsonline.com/file/view/23838/scripted-dna Mon, 17 Aug 2015 17:44:04 -0500 https://bioinformaticsonline.com/file/view/23838/scripted-dna <![CDATA[Scripted DNA !!!]]> As per bioinformatician DNA is partially scripted ;) You dont believe in it. Please have a look at image carefully:)

    ]]>     Jit     https://bioinformaticsonline.com/fun/view/23959/bioinformatics-jokes Fri, 21 Aug 2015 01:26:54 -0500 https://bioinformaticsonline.com/fun/view/23959/bioinformatics-jokes <![CDATA[Bioinformatics Jokes !!]]> Why was the Bioinformatics fired from his job?

    A: He was getting too Sassy.

     

    What did the bioinformatician say when he found out his team stopped using version control?

    A: Y’all better Git!

     

    Why did the computational biologist stay home from work?

    A: He had a code!

     

    Why was the bioinformatician's paper was rejected?

    A: Journal thought it seemed scripted.

     

    How can you tell that a Bioinformatics is working?

    A: You can hear him Grunting!

     

    Why bioinformatician always silence?

    A: Because bioinformatician calmly whisper, “SSH”

     

    Why was the bioinformatician always so sleepy?

    A: He/She wasn’t given any Java.

     

    Why did the program/software hanged?

    A: Because genome float.

     

    Why was the class upset that its parent died?

    A: Because it wouldn’t be getting the inheritance!

     

    Why did bioinformatician always works on the command line?

    A: Because they don't want to scare you with huge amount of data!

     

    Why did the bioinformatician attend the gay pride parade?

    A: They supported polymorphism.

     

    Why did bioinformatician prefer awk, PerlOneliner?

    A: Because even computer can't handle to load the data.

     

    Why don’t bioinformatician get along with others?

    A: They’re too MEAN.

     

    Why computational biologist are cool?

    A: Because they are scripted!!

     

    Why they talk $ unzip; strip; touch; finger; grep; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; fsck; umount; clean; sleep;

    A: Ah, Ohhh, dude, these are *NIX commands

     

    Did they really hack genome?

    A: Yes, I guess so.

    ]]>     Jitendra Prajapati     https://bioinformaticsonline.com/file/view/45169/life-of-a-bioinformatician Fri, 15 May 2026 02:30:08 -0500 https://bioinformaticsonline.com/file/view/45169/life-of-a-bioinformatician <![CDATA[Life of a Bioinformatician !]]>

    Somewhere between FASTQ files, volcano plots, and 3 AM coffee… the gene is probably hiding too.

    #Bioinformatics #Genomics #ResearchL

    ]]>     Jitendra Narayan