A: He was getting too Sassy.

What did the bioinformatician say when he found out his team stopped using version control?

A: Y’all better Git!

Why did the computational biologist stay home from work?

A: He had a code!

Why was the bioinformatician's paper was rejected?

A: Journal thought it seemed scripted.

How can you tell that a Bioinformatics is working?

A: You can hear him Grunting!

Why bioinformatician always silence?

A: Because bioinformatician calmly whisper, “SSH”

Why was the bioinformatician always so sleepy?

A: He/She wasn’t given any Java.

Why did the program/software hanged?

A: Because genome float.

Why was the class upset that its parent died?

A: Because it wouldn’t be getting the inheritance!

Why did bioinformatician always works on the command line?

A: Because they don't want to scare you with huge amount of data!

Why did the bioinformatician attend the gay pride parade?

A: They supported polymorphism.

Why did bioinformatician prefer awk, PerlOneliner?

A: Because even computer can't handle to load the data.

Why don’t bioinformatician get along with others?

A: They’re too MEAN.

Why computational biologist are cool?

A: Because they are scripted!!

Why they talk $ unzip; strip; touch; finger; grep; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; fsck; umount; clean; sleep;

A: Ah, Ohhh, dude, these are *NIX commands

Did they really hack genome?

A: Yes, I guess so.

 http://metapred2cs.ibers.aber.ac.uk/

Address of the bookmark: https://github.com/martinjvickers/MetaPred2CS

Project Title : "Structural and functional characterization of serine biosynthetic pathway enzymes from Entamoeba histolytica"

No. of Post : 01

Qualification : Ph.D in any computational biology / bioinformatics

Desirable : 1. Experience with docking, simulations and structural biology with proof of publications is preferred. 2. National Eligibility Test cleared [CSIR/UGC] candidate is preferred.

Salary : According to CSIR rules
How to apply

The application on plain paper indicating name, date of birth/age, address, essential/technical/professional qualifications. experience, list of publications should reach The Prof. S. Gourinath, Principal Investigator, [Project Director], School of Life Sciences, Jawaharlal Nehru University, New Delhi-110067, on or before 23rd May 2016.

More at http://www.jnu.ac.in/Career/currentjobs.htm

Project entitled: "Establish of Bioinformatics Facility for biology teaching through bioinformatics"

Name of post: Research Associate /Trainees

Number of post: 03

Educational Qualification and Experience: Candidates should have Ph D in relevant subjects with experience in handling computational biology resources and software

Selection mode: Walk in interview

How to apply?
Interested and eligible candidates may appear for a walk-in interview on 14th November 2015 at 11.00 am, in the office of Director, Centre for Bioinformatics along with CV and attested copies of all testimonials and additional qualifications.

Recruitment reference: http://www.mdurohtak.ac.in/pdf/career/adv_research_asso_dbt_bioinfo.pdf

More at

https://www.isas.de/files/redaktion/jobs/2021/18.60.1_Postdoc_deNBI_06_21_AS.pdf

https://www.isas.de/en/news/062021-post-doctoral-position-scientist-mfd-in-bioinformatics

The main features are, it supports many standard file formats such as GFF, BED, GTF, FASTA, VCF, BAM and it can be integrated with other browsers or tools for analysis of genome.

The MicroScope platform is available at this URL:

https://www.genoscope.cns.fr/agc/microscope

Address of the bookmark: http://microscope.readthedocs.org/en/latest/index.html

Eligibility : M Phil / Phd

Location : Thiruvananthapuram

Last Date : 30 Apr 2016

Hiring Process : Face to Face Interview
IISER -TVM

The Postdoctoral Fellowship/Research Associateship is a full-time, contractual position for highly qualified young scientists to carry out research at CCMS, IISER-TVM.

Research areas at the Centre

Quantum Chemistry/ Computational Fluid Dynamics/Condensed Matter Physics (Theory)/Genomics/Genetics/Gravitational Waves

Qualifications: PhD in Bioinformatics / Biophysics / Physics / Astrophysics / Chemistry / Mathematics / Engineering (Mechanical/Aerospace) Those who are in the final stages of their Ph.D. thesis submission are also eligible to apply. However, those candidates must have submitted the thesis at the time of the interview.

Experience: Applicants should have at least three peer reviewed publications and relevant experience in the research area they are applying for.

No. of positions: 5

Age limit: 35 yrs or below. A relaxation of 5 yrs will be applicable to candidates belonging to SC/ST/OBC and women candidates

Salary: The Fellowship carries a remuneration of INR Rs. 5,18,000 - Rs. 5,76,000 per annum (including HRA). The postdoctoral fellowship may not be held concurrently with any other national or international fellowships. It is also not transferable to any other fellowship
How to apply

Applications should reach the Head, CCMS, IISER Thiruvananthapuram,CET Campus, Engineering College PO,Thiruvananthapuram 695016 on or before April 30, 2016 by e-mail to ccms@iisertvm.ac.in by mentioning the research area name in the subject line.

More at http://www.iisertvm.ac.in/openings/read_opening/150.phpx

Lift over is the process of transferring annotations from one genome assembly to another. Usually lift over is done because there is a new, improved genome assembly for the species and good quality annotations (maybe manually curated or experimentally verified) are available on the old assembly.

The idea is simple: align the new assembly with the old one (e.g., with BLAT), process the alignment data to define how a coordinate or coordinate range on the old assembly should be transformed to the new assembly (e.g., as a chain file), transform the coordinates (e.g., with liftOver).

https://github.com/wurmlab/flo

Address of the bookmark: https://github.com/wurmlab/flo

Eligibility : ME/M.Tech, Any Graduate, MSc

Location : Shillong

Last Date : 23 Feb 2016

Hiring Process : Face to Face Interview
North Eastern Hill University

Project Assistant/ JRF Jobs recruitment in North Eastern Hill University on temporary basis

Project Title : "Next Generation Sequencing (NGS)-based de novo assembly of expressed transcripts and genome information of Orchids in North-East India"

Project Assistant

No. of Post : 01

Qualifications : Graduation

Desirable : Experience of working in a Life Science/Plant Biotechnology lab. and familiarity with computers and field work viz. collection of samples.

JRF

No. of Post : 01

Qualifications : M.Tech/M.Sc in Life Sciences/Botany/Biotechnology/ Bioinformatics;

Desirable : Aptitude for Bioinformatics and Computer Programming/ Next generation sequencing data analysis
How to apply

The applications through email bicnehu@gmail.com or post must reach the Dr. Devendra Kumar Biswal, Co-Principal Investigator (Co-PI) within 15 days from the date of publication of this advertisement.

More at http://www.nehu.ac.in/Advertisements/projectVacancy.php