<![CDATA[BOL: Related items]]> https://bioinformaticsonline.com/related/3952?offset=10 https://bioinformaticsonline.com/fun/view/42877/bioinformatician-on-valentines-day Sun, 14 Feb 2021 11:36:32 -0600 https://bioinformaticsonline.com/fun/view/42877/bioinformatician-on-valentines-day <![CDATA[Bioinformatician on Valentine's Day]]> Once asked to a bioinformatician "How is ur Valentine's Day?"

Bioinformatician replied:

if ($date == "Valentine's Day" && $me =! Bioinformatician) {

rose_day(); promise_day(); kiss_day();

}

else {

hack_genome(); ko-fi(); youtube(); do_scripting(); sleep();

)

]]> BioQueen https://bioinformaticsonline.com/videolist/watch/4155/genetics-for-fun-and-profit-andrew-hessel-at-tedxvilnius Sun, 01 Sep 2013 19:15:06 -0500 https://bioinformaticsonline.com/videolist/watch/4155/genetics-for-fun-and-profit-andrew-hessel-at-tedxvilnius <![CDATA[Genetics for Fun and Profit: Andrew Hessel at TEDxVilnius]]> Andrew Hessel co-chairs the Bioinformatics and Biotechnology track at the Singularity University, an institution founded by futurist Ray Kurzweil and X Prize Foundation CEO Peter Diamandis, with sponsorship from world-leading organizations that include Google, Autodesk, and NASA. He is also the founder of the Pink Army Cooperative, a venture aiming to make open source personalized cancer therapies. His work has been featured in The New York Times, Futurist Magazine, H+, and Wired News. In the spirit of ideas worth spreading, TEDx is a program of local, self-organized events that bring people together to share a TED-like experience. At a TEDx event, TEDTalks video and live speakers combine to spark deep discussion and connection in a small group. These local, self-organized events are branded TEDx, where x = independently organized TED event. The TED Conference provides general guidance for the TEDx program, but individual TEDx events are self-organized.* (*Subject to certain rules and regulations)]]> https://bioinformaticsonline.com/opportunity/view/43292/bioinformatics-scientist-production-bioinformatics-south-san-francisco-ca Thu, 19 Aug 2021 08:45:24 -0500 <![CDATA[Bioinformatics Scientist, Production Bioinformatics @ South San Francisco, CA]]> wist is looking for a Bioinformatics Scientist to join our Production Bioinformatics Team. You will work alongside research scientists, software engineers and data scientists to further deliver on our mission to expand access to best-in-class synthetic biology and next-generation sequencing applications. You will be developing and engineering tools to better evaluate and build hardened, production quality pipelines, optimize data quality, and automate lab and bioinformatics processes. Our ideal candidate is an organized problem solver with a background in developing and building novel production-quality bioinformatics tools and packages. Equally excellent communication skills and a proven ability to work independently are required.

More at https://boards.greenhouse.io/twistbioscience/jobs/3135495?gh_src=9ecc0b941us

]]> https://bioinformaticsonline.com/news/view/39606/amity-university-bioinformatics-summer-program-kolkata Tue, 11 Jun 2019 21:27:10 -0500 https://bioinformaticsonline.com/news/view/39606/amity-university-bioinformatics-summer-program-kolkata <![CDATA[Amity University Bioinformatics Summer Program - Kolkata]]> Registrations are now open for the 2019 Summer Bioinformatics Training program at Amity University, Kolkata. The program will focus on introductory topics for life science students. We will review important history, topics and challenges bioinformatics can help address in the context of basic research, discovery and industry.

Read more: https://edu.t-bio.info/amity-university-summer-bioinformatics-program-registrations-are-open/

]]> eliabrodsky https://bioinformaticsonline.com/fun/view/4194/what-a-bioinformatician-always-dream-for Tue, 03 Sep 2013 15:31:17 -0500 https://bioinformaticsonline.com/fun/view/4194/what-a-bioinformatician-always-dream-for <![CDATA[What a bioinformatician always dream for ???]]>
  • Well established bioinformatics labs with SGI(silicon graphics interface)
  • License of all commercial softwares.
  • Complete, and fully assembled genome of the girl :P
  • A girl/boy with lesser E-values and higher compatibility score.
  • Horoscope Match should be significant (not less that 18).
  • Laptops with broadband connections.
  • Licence to almost all genomics and proteomics servers.
  • All eBooks of bioinformatics.
  • Ready passport and Study visa.
    • ]]>     Jit     https://bioinformaticsonline.com/file/view/8650/bioinformatician-duties-and-jobs Wed, 05 Mar 2014 14:32:26 -0600 https://bioinformaticsonline.com/file/view/8650/bioinformatician-duties-and-jobs <![CDATA[Bioinformatician duties and jobs !!!]]> Needle in a haystack ... ohh yes this is what bioinformatician do. We handle and analyse, Terabytes and Petabytes of genomic data on daily basis.

    ]]>     Jitendra Narayan     https://bioinformaticsonline.com/file/view/14302/bioinformatician-at-work Sat, 23 Aug 2014 04:44:55 -0500 https://bioinformaticsonline.com/file/view/14302/bioinformatician-at-work <![CDATA[Bioinformatician at work !!!]]> Yet another peep up view of a bioinformatician research laboratory ...

    ]]>     Neel     https://bioinformaticsonline.com/file/view/23838/scripted-dna Mon, 17 Aug 2015 17:44:04 -0500 https://bioinformaticsonline.com/file/view/23838/scripted-dna <![CDATA[Scripted DNA !!!]]> As per bioinformatician DNA is partially scripted ;) You dont believe in it. Please have a look at image carefully:)

    ]]>     Jit     https://bioinformaticsonline.com/file/view/5719/bioinformatician-kidnaped Thu, 17 Oct 2013 05:10:23 -0500 https://bioinformaticsonline.com/file/view/5719/bioinformatician-kidnaped <![CDATA[Bioinformatician kidnaped !!!]]> Some fish kidnaped a bioinformatician for their genome analysis.

    ]]>     Rahul Nayak     https://bioinformaticsonline.com/file/view/10563/funny-software-engineer Fri, 09 May 2014 06:57:04 -0500 https://bioinformaticsonline.com/file/view/10563/funny-software-engineer <![CDATA[Funny software engineer]]> Ram Yash Pal