1. Make friends with local bioinformatics groups
2. Talk to your computing group
3. Obtain clear expectations
4. Rewrite your job description
5. Papers
6. Attend bioinformatics meetings
7. Try first, ask later

Address of the bookmark: http://biomickwatson.wordpress.com/2013/04/23/a-guide-for-the-lonely-bioinformatician/

Faculty Positions
The Central University of Punjab (CUP), Bathinda will be having the Schools and Departments as given in Table-I. The University invites applications from eligible candidates for the posts of Professors (Pay Band Rs. 37400-67000 with AGP of Rs. 10, 000/-), Associate Professors (Pay Band Rs.37400-67000 with AGP of Rs. 9,000/-) and Assistant Professors (Pay Band Rs.15600-39100 with AGP of Rs. 6,000/-)

POSITION AVAILABLE IN THE AREA OF SPECIALIZTION

3. Bioinformatics,

Procedure to apply: Application forms along with API form complete in all respect along with necessary documents and application fee of Rs. 750/-. (Rs. 250/- for Scheduled Caste/Scheduled Tribe/Person with disabilities) should be sent to:

Registrar (Officiating)
Central University of Punjab
City Campus, Mansa Road
Bathinda-151 001

Application forms from the prospective candidates are accepted upto November 10, 2014.

Based on the qualification of the candidates and the need of the university, the applications received will be processed through appropriately constituted selection committees shortly. Minimum qualification can be relaxed in case of exceptionally outstanding candidate. For further details visit www.cup.ac.in; www.centralunipunjab.com; www.cup.edu.in

The candidate should download the application form available at website www.cup.ac.in;
www.centralunipunjab.com; and submit it complete in all respects on or before 10th November 2014.

Those who have applied earlier need to submit Academic Performance Index (API) form, 5 copies of Summary of the Application Form (available at: www.cup.ac.in; www.centralunipunjab.com and Updated CV if not updated recently (without application fee).

http://cup.edu.in/Faculty_details_and_general_instructions.pdf

http://cup.edu.in/Final%20Application%20and%20summary%20Sheet%20and%20Api%20form.pdf

Details are available at www.nehu.ac.in and www.bicnehu.ac.in.

Applications must reach the undersigned within 15 days from the date of publication of this advertisement.

Prof. Pramod Tandon. PI/Mr. Devendra Kumar Biswal (Co-PI)

A: He was getting too Sassy.

What did the bioinformatician say when he found out his team stopped using version control?

A: Y’all better Git!

Why did the computational biologist stay home from work?

A: He had a code!

Why was the bioinformatician's paper was rejected?

A: Journal thought it seemed scripted.

How can you tell that a Bioinformatics is working?

A: You can hear him Grunting!

Why bioinformatician always silence?

A: Because bioinformatician calmly whisper, “SSH”

Why was the bioinformatician always so sleepy?

A: He/She wasn’t given any Java.

Why did the program/software hanged?

A: Because genome float.

Why was the class upset that its parent died?

A: Because it wouldn’t be getting the inheritance!

Why did bioinformatician always works on the command line?

A: Because they don't want to scare you with huge amount of data!

Why did the bioinformatician attend the gay pride parade?

A: They supported polymorphism.

Why did bioinformatician prefer awk, PerlOneliner?

A: Because even computer can't handle to load the data.

Why don’t bioinformatician get along with others?

A: They’re too MEAN.

Why computational biologist are cool?

A: Because they are scripted!!

Why they talk $ unzip; strip; touch; finger; grep; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; fsck; umount; clean; sleep;

A: Ah, Ohhh, dude, these are *NIX commands

Did they really hack genome?

A: Yes, I guess so.

The Laboratory of Statistics and Computational tools for Bioinformatics (BioinfoLab) is hosted at the Istituto per le Applicazioni del Calcolo "Mauro Picone" - CNR . The laboratory has been officially opened in 2012 with the support of Programma Operativo Nazionale "Ricerca e Competitività" 2007-2013 (PON "R&C"), and it incorporates several expertise and research activities started since 2007, and supported by several CNR projects. Main interest of BioinfoLab is to develop novel statistical methods and computational tools for the analysis of high dimensional data arising from "Multi-omics" applications. In particular, current activities involve the analysis of ChIP-seq and RNA-seq experiments.

More at http://bioinfo.na.iac.cnr.it/BioinfoLab/index.html

NO: 340/ESTB/ADMN/NIBMG/2015-16
Doctoral Research In Biomedical Genomics, Including Statistical Genomics conduct National Institute of Biomedical Genomics (NIBMG)
Information For Students Interested To Pursue Doctoral Research In Biomedical Genomics, Including Statistical Genomics, At The National Institute Of Biomedical Genomics (Nibmg), Kalyan
Eligibility conditions for specific areas of research are :
Statistical Genomics : An applicant who wishes to pursue research in Statistical Genomics should hold a Master's degree (First class or equivalent) in a relevant discipline (Statistics, Mathematics, Bioinformatics, or a related discipline)
Biomedical Genomics : An applicant who wishes to pursue research in any area of biomedical genomics, other than statistical genomics, should hold a Master's degree (First class or equivalent) in a relevant discipline (Biochemistry, Biotechnology, Molecular Biology, Genetics, Zoology, Physiology, or a related discipline)
Fellowship : An applicant should have passed the NET conducted by CSIR/UGC/ICMR/DBT within the past ONE year AND should have been awarded a valid Junior Research Fellowship from CSIR, UGC, ICMR, DBT (Category-I only), DST (INSPIRE), NBHM. Preference will be given to candidates with demonstrable research training in the form of summer training or short-term courses in established research laboratories in preparation for a research career in biomedical sciences
How to apply
Online application will be accepted until 5 PM of December 31, 2015. A formal interview of the short-listed candidates will be held on January 12, 2016

More at http://www.nibmg.ac.in/?q=Career%20Opportunities

http://katjulab.com/research.html

Research Scientist

Qualification : Ph.D in any branch of life science or bioinformatics or computational biology Experience : Previous experience in Molecular Biology, Cell Biology, Biochemistry and Genome/big data analysis is desirable but not mandatory

No. of Vacancy : 02

Project Associate

Qualification : MSc in any branch of life science Experience Previous experience in Molecular Biology, Cell Biology and Biochemistry is desirable but not mandatory

No. of Vacancy : 02

Project Assistant

Qualification : BSc in any branch of life science or chemical science Experience Previous experience any branch in Life science, Molecular Biology, Cell Biology and Biochemistry is desirable but not mandatory

No. of Vacancy : 03
How to apply

Interested candidates can forward their profiles to email id: nctb@iitm.ac.in latest by 18th March, 2016

More at https://www.iitm.ac.in/content/national-cancer-tissue-bio-bank-department-biotechnology-iitm-chennai-vacancy-various-post
https://www.iitm.ac.in/sites/default/files/notices/vacancy.pdf

Eligibility : MSc(Bio-Chemistry, Bio-Informatics, Bio-Tech)
Location : Ajmer
Last Date : 13 Feb 2016
Hiring Process : Face to Face Interview
Central University of Rajasthan

Research Fellow Job vacancies in Central University of Rajasthan

Project Title : “Development of natural product derived febrifugine ananlogues as a novel therapeutics against visceral leishmaniasis”

No. of Post : 01

Qualification : Master of Biochemistry, Biotechnology, Bioinformatics and related biological sciences with minimum 55%, Age limit as per government rule.

Desirable Experience : Candidates with experience in cell culture, Chemoinformatics, and Parasitology will be preferred.

Fellowship : Rs. 25,000/- p.m. consolidated for NET qualified (14,000/- p.m. consolidated for Non-NET)
How to apply

The candidates may apply on a plain paper, along with their curriculum vitae (including name, date of birth, academic qualification starting from 10th class, summary of research experience, email id, phone number and passport size photograph) and email to vkprajapati@curaj.ac.in or post the hard copy to the Dr. Vijay Kumar Prajapati PI, DST-SERB Project (YSS/2015/000716), Department of Biochemistry, School of Life Sciences, Central University of Rajasthan, Bandarsindri, Dist- Ajmer, Rajasthan, 305 817 on or before 13th February 2016.

More at http://www.curaj.ac.in/Default.aspx?PageId=241

More at https://github.com/dentearl/n50PlottingTools

Address of the bookmark: https://github.com/dentearl/n50PlottingTools