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	<guid isPermaLink="true">https://bioinformaticsonline.com/bookmarks/view/32131/wgs-celera-assembler-version-83rc2</guid>
	<pubDate>Mon, 10 Apr 2017 04:45:40 -0500</pubDate>
	<link>https://bioinformaticsonline.com/bookmarks/view/32131/wgs-celera-assembler-version-83rc2</link>
	<title><![CDATA[WGS Celera Assembler version 8.3rc2]]></title>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>These are release notes for Celera Assembler version 8.3rc2, which was released on May 24, 2015.<br><br>This distribution package provides a stable, tested, documented version of the software.&nbsp; The distribution is usable on most Unix-like platforms, and some platforms have pre-compiled binary distributions ready for installation.<br><br>The source code package includes full source code (revision 4627), Makefiles, and scripts.&nbsp; A subset of the kmer package (http://kmer.sourceforge.net/, version r1994), used by some modules of Celera Assembler, is included.&nbsp; This distribution includes [http://samtools.sourceforge.net/ SAMtools], [http://www.cbcb.umd.edu/software/jellyfish/ Jellyfish 2.0], [https://github.com/pbjd/pbutgcns PBUTGCNS], [https://github.com/PacificBiosciences/pbdagcon PBDAGCON], [https://github.com/PacificBiosciences/BLASR BLASR], and parts of the [https://github.com/PacificBiosciences/FALCON/tree/v0.1.3 Falcon assembler].<br><br>Full documentation can be found online at http://wgs-assembler.sourceforge.net/.</p>
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	<guid isPermaLink="true">https://bioinformaticsonline.com/bookmarks/view/32420/fastq-format</guid>
	<pubDate>Wed, 03 May 2017 04:23:32 -0500</pubDate>
	<link>https://bioinformaticsonline.com/bookmarks/view/32420/fastq-format</link>
	<title><![CDATA[Fastq format]]></title>
	<description><![CDATA[<p><strong>FASTQ format</strong>&nbsp;is a text-based&nbsp;<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File_format" title="File format">format</a>&nbsp;for storing both a biological sequence (usually&nbsp;<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nucleotide_sequence" title="Nucleotide sequence">nucleotide sequence</a>) and its corresponding quality scores. Both the sequence letter and quality score are each encoded with a single&nbsp;<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ASCII" title="ASCII">ASCII</a>&nbsp;character for brevity.</p>
<p>It was originally developed at the&nbsp;<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wellcome_Trust_Sanger_Institute" title="Wellcome Trust Sanger Institute">Wellcome Trust Sanger Institute</a>&nbsp;to bundle a&nbsp;<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FASTA_format" title="FASTA format">FASTA</a>&nbsp;sequence and its quality data, but has recently become the&nbsp;<em>de facto</em>&nbsp;standard for storing the output of high-throughput sequencing instruments such as the&nbsp;<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illumina_(company)" title="Illumina (company)">Illumina</a>&nbsp;Genome Analyzer.<sup id="cite_ref-Cock2009_1-0"><a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FASTQ_format#cite_note-Cock2009-1">[1]</a></sup></p><p>Address of the bookmark: <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FASTQ_format" rel="nofollow">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FASTQ_format</a></p>]]></description>
	<dc:creator>Jit</dc:creator>
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	<pubDate>Wed, 21 Aug 2013 10:50:45 -0500</pubDate>
	<link>https://bioinformaticsonline.com/file/view/2741/bioinformatician-dreams</link>
	<title><![CDATA[Bioinformatician Dreams]]></title>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>Bioinformatician life is interconnected, they always dream for a powerful server, little more space on server as they are generating lots of data per run, dream to publish results in good impact journals, meetings reminders :) and research analysis off course!!!&nbsp;</p>]]></description>
	<dc:creator>Jitendra Narayan</dc:creator>
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  <guid isPermaLink='true'>https://bioinformaticsonline.com/opportunity/view/43272/bioinformatics-head-bioinformatics-manager-iii-cancer-genomics-research-laboratory-at-frederick-national-laboratory</guid>
  <pubDate>Wed, 18 Aug 2021 00:19:48 -0500</pubDate>
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  <title><![CDATA[Bioinformatics Head (Bioinformatics Manager III), Cancer Genomics Research Laboratory at  Frederick National Laboratory]]></title>
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<p>Frederick National Laboratory seeking an enthusiastic, creative, and seasoned bioinformatics professional to join our leadership team and direct the exceptional Bioinformatics Group at the Cancer Genomics Research Laboratory (CGR).  CGR has a diverse team of bioinformatics and computational scientists that support all areas of bioinformatics and data analysis (infrastructure, data QC, pipeline development and maintenance, data curation and sharing, methodology development, statistical analyses, machine learning approaches, and scientific interpretation).</p>

<p>More at https://leidosbiomed.csod.com/ats/careersite/jobdetails.aspx?site=4&amp;c=leidosbiomed&amp;id=2040</p>
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	<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2025 01:33:31 -0500</pubDate>
	<link>https://bioinformaticsonline.com/fun/view/44845/a-bioinformatician%E2%80%99s-lament</link>
	<title><![CDATA[A Bioinformatician’s Lament]]></title>
	<description><![CDATA[<div><div dir="auto"><p><em>"I have a presentation tomorrow,"</em>&nbsp;they say,</p><p>With hopeful eyes, like it&rsquo;s all child's play.<br />As if results bloom overnight, full-grown&mdash;<br />Not wrangled from chaos, and error-prone.</p><p><strong>Oh brave soul, sit, let&rsquo;s walk through the tale,</strong><br />Of pipelines broken and servers that fail.<br />The journey starts: &ldquo;The data? It&rsquo;s there&mdash;<br />Just fetch it from S3, easy, I swear.&rdquo;</p><p>Now I summon&nbsp;<code>awscli</code>&nbsp;with dread,<br />Reset my keys, credentials fed.<br />Configure regions, IAM roles too&mdash;<br />All this, and still no peek at the view.</p><p>Next up, the tool: &ldquo;It&rsquo;s open source!&rdquo;<br />On GitHub, rotting, no sign of remorse.<br />Python 2.7, some GCC trick&mdash;<br />The install alone might make you sick.</p><p>Finally, progress! The pipeline runs&hellip;<br />Till RAM collapses and error stuns.<br />Oh, and the metadata? A crime,<br />Merged cells, font soup, out of time.</p><p>Sample IDs&mdash;what a cryptic game:<br /><code>Sample_1</code>,&nbsp;<code>S1</code>,&nbsp;<code>sample-1</code>... the same?<br />Controls mislabeled, cases flipped,<br />No wonder my sanity's starting to slip.</p><p>Then QC plots, PCA joy&mdash;<br />Wait, that&rsquo;s a tumor labeled as a boy?<br />Clusters cross, and axes lie,<br />And I still don&rsquo;t know&nbsp;<em>which</em>&nbsp;sample&rsquo;s "guy."</p><p>But the clock ticks on, and it&rsquo;s half-past doom,<br />They want the final UMAP soon.<br />With pastel colors, labeled clear&mdash;<br />"Can we move that legend to&nbsp;<em>right here</em>?"</p><p>Tweak by tweak, I adjust each frame,<br />Resize Panel B, annotate a name.<br />Export the plot&mdash;it starts to gleam&hellip;<br />Then my laptop crashes. I scream.</p><p>This is the grind, the long-haul game,<br />Where science hides behind code and flame.<br />No &ldquo;Export to Nature&rdquo; button to press,<br />Just toil and logic and hope for success.</p><p>So next time you whisper that fated line&mdash;<br />&ldquo;I have a talk, can you make it shine?&rdquo;<br />Know: bioinformatics is craft, not a click,<br />It&rsquo;s science with scars, not just a quick fix.</p><p><strong>To all who debug at 3AM light,</strong><br />Who ghostwrite figures through sleepless night&mdash;<br />You are the backbone, silent and true,<br />First-author-worthy, if only they knew.<br /><br /></p><hr><p><em><br />"कल मेरी प्रेज़ेंटेशन है,"</em>&nbsp;वो कहते हैं,</p></div></div><div><div dir="auto"><p>आशा भरी आँखों से, जैसे सब सहज है।<br />जैसे परिणाम रातोंरात प्रकट हो जाएं&mdash;<br />ना कि डेटा की भूलभुलैया से उखाड़े जाएं।</p><p><strong>आओ बैठो, एक किस्सा सुनाता हूँ,</strong><br />जहाँ पाइपलाइन टूटती है, और सर्वर भी थक जाते हैं।<br />कहानी शुरू होती है: &ldquo;डेटा तो है&mdash;<br />बस S3 बकेट में, एकदम पास में कहीं।&rdquo;</p><p>अब&nbsp;<code>awscli</code>&nbsp;बुलाता हूँ डरते हुए,<br />कुंजी सेट करूँ, क्रेडेंशियल जोड़ूं, रीजन भरूँ।<br />इतनी मशक्कत, फिर भी डेटा नहीं मिला,<br />बस सेटअप में ही पूरा दिन चला।</p><p>फिर आता है टूल: &ldquo;ओपन-सोर्स है!&rdquo;<br />GitHub पर है, 2019 से सूखा पड़ा है।<br />Python 2.7 चाहिए, एक पुराना कम्पाइलर,<br />और साथ में थोड़ी सी दुआ की ताकत।</p><p>आख़िरकार टूल चला, खुशी सी हुई,<br />लेकिन रन करते ही, मेमोरी ने हार मानी।<br />और मेटाडेटा? एक एक्सेल की आफ़त,<br />मर्ज़ किए हुए सेल, बस और क्या चाहिए काफ़ियत?</p><p>सैंपल आईडी? बस भगवान ही जाने&mdash;<br /><code>Sample_1</code>,&nbsp;<code>sample-1</code>,&nbsp;<code>S1</code>, और&nbsp;<code>control1</code>&mdash;<br />ये सब एक ही सैंपल हैं क्या?<br />पता तब चलता है जब पूछो दो-तीन बार।</p><p>काउंट मैट्रिक्स तैयार, अब R या Python की बारी,<br />QC करो, PCA प्लॉट&mdash;पर कुछ गड़बड़ भारी।<br />ट्यूमर और नॉर्मल का अदला-बदली खेल,<br />बार-बार, वही पुरानी झमेल।</p><p>आख़िर में आया मॉडलिंग का समय,<br />स्टैट्स, प्लॉट्स, डिफरेंशियल एक्सप्रेशन का श्रम।<br />लेकिन घड़ी में 5 बज चुके हैं जनाब,<br />और 8 बजे तक UMAP चाहिए, साफ़-सुथरा जबाब।</p><p>तो मैं कोड लिखता हूँ रात भर बैठ कर,<br />कलर पैलेट, जीन लेबल, लीजेंड बाहर रख कर।<br />फ़ॉन्ट, पैनल, एक्सिस सब सुधार,<br />एक्सपोर्ट करता हूँ... और लैपटॉप कहता है&mdash;"अब नहीं यार!"</p><p>इसीलिए बायोइन्फॉर्मेटिक्स में लगता है समय,<br />ये &ldquo;बस सीरत चलाओ&rdquo; या &ldquo;वोल्कैनो प्लॉट बनाओ&rdquo; नहीं है।<br />ये है सिस्टम एडमिन का काम, डेटा की सफ़ाई,<br />QC, डिबगिंग, और सांइस की सच्ची लड़ाई।</p><p><strong>तो कुछ सीखें इस व्यथा से आप भी आज:</strong><br />24 घंटे पहले चमत्कार मत माँगिए।<br />अच्छे फ़िगर साफ़ डेटा से बनते हैं।<br />बायोइन्फॉर्मेटिक्स जादू नहीं, विज्ञान है।<br />समय से बात कीजिए, प्रक्रिया का सम्मान कीजिए।</p><p><strong>और उन सभी बायोइन्फॉर्मेटिशियनों को सलाम,</strong><br />जो दूसरों की प्रेज़ेंटेशन के लिए रातों में जागते हैं&mdash;<br />तुम हो फ़िगर्स के भूत लेखक,<br />तुम हो बिना नाम के सह-लेखक।<br />तुम पहले लेखक बनने के हक़दार हो&mdash;<br />और एक लंबी नींद के भी।</p><p>Note: Written with the help of AI/LLM Tools !</p></div></div>]]></description>
	<dc:creator>LEGE</dc:creator>
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	<pubDate>Wed, 26 Feb 2014 17:50:59 -0600</pubDate>
	<link>https://bioinformaticsonline.com/fun/view/8509/the-best-bioinformatics-computational-biology-quotes</link>
	<title><![CDATA[The Best Bioinformatics / Computational Biology Quotes]]></title>
	<description><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://bioinformaticsonline.com/mod//photo/hahaha.png" style="border: 0; border: 0px;" alt="image"></p><p>Bioinformatician are not anti-social; We are just genome friendly.</p><p>Bioinformatician would love to change the biological world, but they won't give us the genetic code :P</p><p>If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0</p><p>The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's actually have several genomes.</p><p>I'm BioGeek.</p><p>Fedup with LIPS, try God script.</p><p>Idiot, Go ahead, make my data!</p><p>Thank god, my genome just compiled.</p><p>Error message: "Out of space on genome drive:"</p><p>Shut up mobile elements, or i'll flush you out.</p><p>Never underestimate the internet bandwidth, u gotta incomplete.</p><p>Applied fuzzy logic to understand God's logic?</p><p>Warning! Overflow, delete chromosome !</p><p>Be nice to the BioGeek, for all you know they might be the next curator!</p><p>Beware of computational biologist they screw genes and protein.</p><p>Warning! Your genome is full of garbage, delete it !</p><p>Bad or missing mouse genome. Spank the cat? (Y/N)</p><p>Genome make very fast, very accurate mistakes.</p><p>Let's BLAST it.</p><p>Some genome never has transposons. It just develops random features.</p><p>Go watch CINEMA and have BLAST.</p>]]></description>
	<dc:creator>Jit</dc:creator>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 06 May 2014 12:46:56 -0500</pubDate>
	<link>https://bioinformaticsonline.com/bookmarks/view/10415/bioinformatician-stuck-in-wet-lab</link>
	<title><![CDATA[Bioinformatician stuck in wet-lab]]></title>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>This guide is aimed at pet bioinformaticians, and is meant to guide them towards better career development.</p>
<p><strong>1. Make friends with local bioinformatics groups</strong><br> <strong>2. Talk to your computing group</strong><br> <strong>3. Obtain clear expectations</strong><br> <strong>4. Rewrite your job description</strong><br> <strong>5. Papers</strong><br> <strong>6. Attend bioinformatics meetings</strong><br> <strong>7. Try first, ask later</strong></p><p>Address of the bookmark: <a href="http://biomickwatson.wordpress.com/2013/04/23/a-guide-for-the-lonely-bioinformatician/" rel="nofollow">http://biomickwatson.wordpress.com/2013/04/23/a-guide-for-the-lonely-bioinformatician/</a></p>]]></description>
	<dc:creator>Rahul Agarwal</dc:creator>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 21 Aug 2015 01:26:54 -0500</pubDate>
	<link>https://bioinformaticsonline.com/fun/view/23959/bioinformatics-jokes</link>
	<title><![CDATA[Bioinformatics Jokes !!]]></title>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>Why was the Bioinformatics fired from his job?</p><p>A: He was getting too Sassy.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>What did the bioinformatician say when he found out his team stopped using version control?</p><p>A: Y&rsquo;all better Git!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Why did the computational biologist stay home from work?</p><p>A: He had a code!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Why was the bioinformatician's paper was rejected?</p><p>A: Journal thought it seemed scripted.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>How can you tell that a Bioinformatics is working?</p><p>A: You can hear him Grunting!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Why bioinformatician always silence?</p><p>A: Because bioinformatician calmly whisper, &ldquo;SSH&rdquo;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Why was the bioinformatician always so sleepy?</p><p>A: He/She wasn&rsquo;t given any Java.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Why did the program/software hanged?</p><p>A: Because genome float.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Why was the class upset that its parent died?</p><p>A: Because it wouldn&rsquo;t be getting the inheritance!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Why did bioinformatician always works on the command line?</p><p>A: Because they don't want to scare you with huge amount of data!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Why did the bioinformatician attend the gay pride parade?</p><p>A: They supported polymorphism.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Why did bioinformatician prefer awk, PerlOneliner?</p><p>A: Because even computer can't handle to load the data.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Why don&rsquo;t bioinformatician get along with others?</p><p>A: They&rsquo;re too MEAN.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Why computational biologist are cool?</p><p>A: Because they are scripted!!</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Why they talk $ unzip; strip; touch; finger; grep; mount; fsck; more; yes; fsck; fsck; umount; clean; sleep;</p><p>A: Ah, Ohhh, dude, these are *NIX commands</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>Did they really hack genome?</p><p>A: Yes, I guess so.</p>]]></description>
	<dc:creator>Jitendra Prajapati</dc:creator>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 26 Apr 2016 11:38:10 -0500</pubDate>
	<link>https://bioinformaticsonline.com/bookmarks/view/27090/canu-assembling-large-genomes-with-single-molecule-sequencing-and-locality-sensitive-hashing</link>
	<title><![CDATA[CANU: Assembling Large Genomes with Single-Molecule Sequencing and Locality Sensitive Hashing.]]></title>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>Canu is a fork of the&nbsp;<a href="http://wgs-assembler.sourceforge.net/wiki/index.php?title=Main_Page" title="Celera Assembler">Celera Assembler</a>&nbsp;designed for high-noise single-molecule sequencing (such as the PacBio RSII or Oxford Nanopore MinION). The software is currently alpha level, feel free to use and report issues encountered.</p>
<p>Canu is a hierachical assembly pipeline which runs in four steps:</p>
<ul>
<li>Detect overlaps in high-noise sequences using&nbsp;<a href="https://github.com/marbl/MHAP" title="MHAP">MHAP</a></li>
<li>Generate corrected sequence consensus</li>
<li>Trim corrected sequences</li>
<li>Assemble trimmed corrected sequences</li>
</ul>
<p>Read the&nbsp;<a href="http://canu.readthedocs.org/" title="docs">documentation</a></p>
<p>New release https://github.com/marbl/canu/releases</p><p>Address of the bookmark: <a href="https://github.com/marbl/canu" rel="nofollow">https://github.com/marbl/canu</a></p>]]></description>
	<dc:creator>Jit</dc:creator>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 13 May 2016 04:54:50 -0500</pubDate>
	<link>https://bioinformaticsonline.com/bookmarks/view/27323/cutadapt</link>
	<title><![CDATA[cutadapt]]></title>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>Cutadapt finds and removes adapter sequences, primers, poly-A tails and other types of unwanted sequence from your high-throughput sequencing reads.</p>
<p>Cleaning your data in this way is often required: Reads from small-RNA sequencing contain the 3&rsquo; sequencing adapter because the read is longer than the molecule that is sequenced. Amplicon reads start with a primer sequence. Poly-A tails are useful for pulling out RNA from your sample, but often you don&rsquo;t want them to be in your reads.</p>
<p>Cutadapt helps with these trimming tasks by finding the adapter or primer sequences in an error-tolerant way. It can also modify and filter reads in various ways. Adapter sequences can contain IUPAC wildcard characters. Also, paired-end reads and even colorspace data is supported. If you want, you can also just demultiplex your input data, without removing adapter sequences at all.</p>
<p>Cutadapt comes with an extensive suite of automated tests and is available under the terms of the MIT license.</p>
<p>If you use cutadapt, please cite <a href="http://dx.doi.org/10.14806/ej.17.1.200">DOI:10.14806/ej.17.1.200</a> .</p><p>Address of the bookmark: <a href="https://cutadapt.readthedocs.io/en/stable/installation.html#quickstart" rel="nofollow">https://cutadapt.readthedocs.io/en/stable/installation.html#quickstart</a></p>]]></description>
	<dc:creator>Radha Agarkar</dc:creator>
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