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	<guid isPermaLink="true">https://bioinformaticsonline.com/bookmarks/view/44537/the-atcc-genome-portal</guid>
	<pubDate>Wed, 15 May 2024 14:24:16 -0500</pubDate>
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	<title><![CDATA[The ATCC Genome Portal]]></title>
	<description><![CDATA[<p><span>The ATCC Genome Portal (AGP,&nbsp;</span><a href="https://genomes.atcc.org/">https://genomes.atcc.org/</a><span>) is a database of authenticated genomes for bacteria, fungi, protists, and viruses held in ATCC&rsquo;s biorepository. It now includes 3,938 assemblies (253% increase) produced under ISO 9000 by ATCC. Here, we present new features and content added to the AGP for the research community.</span></p><p>Address of the bookmark: <a href="https://genomes.atcc.org/" rel="nofollow">https://genomes.atcc.org/</a></p>]]></description>
	<dc:creator>Abhi</dc:creator>
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	<guid isPermaLink="true">https://bioinformaticsonline.com/bookmarks/view/44489/proksee</guid>
	<pubDate>Wed, 27 Mar 2024 11:11:54 -0500</pubDate>
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	<title><![CDATA[Proksee]]></title>
	<description><![CDATA[<p><span>Proksee is an expert system for genome assembly, annotation and visualization. To begin using Proksee, provide a complete genome sequence, sequencing reads or a CGView/Proksee map JSON file.</span></p>
<fieldset><legend>Please Cite the Following</legend>
<div>Grant JR, Enns E, Marinier E, Mandal A, Herman EK, Chen C, Graham M, Van Domselaar G, and Stothard P</div>
<div><a href="https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/37140037/">Proksee: in-depth characterization and visualization of bacterial genomes</a></div>
<div>Nucleic Acids Research, 2023, gkad326, https://doi.org/10.1093/nar/gkad326</div>
</fieldset><p>Address of the bookmark: <a href="https://proksee.ca/" rel="nofollow">https://proksee.ca/</a></p>]]></description>
	<dc:creator>LEGE</dc:creator>
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	<guid isPermaLink="true">https://bioinformaticsonline.com/bookmarks/view/44628/uncovar-workflow-for-transparent-and-robust-virus-variant-calling-genome-reconstruction-and-lineage-assignment</guid>
	<pubDate>Mon, 05 Aug 2024 23:01:29 -0500</pubDate>
	<link>https://bioinformaticsonline.com/bookmarks/view/44628/uncovar-workflow-for-transparent-and-robust-virus-variant-calling-genome-reconstruction-and-lineage-assignment</link>
	<title><![CDATA[UnCoVar: Workflow for Transparent and Robust Virus Variant Calling, Genome Reconstruction and Lineage Assignment]]></title>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>UnCoVar: Workflow for Transparent and Robust Virus Variant Calling, Genome Reconstruction and Lineage Assignment</p>
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<p>Using state of the art tools, easily extended for other viruses</p>
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<p>Tool and database updates for critical components via Conda</p>
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<p>Built using modern design patterns with Conda and Snakemake</p>
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<p>Extensible and easy to customize</p>
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<p>Submission Ready Genomes</p>
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<p>Customizable reporting with comprehensive visualization</p>
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<p>https://ikim-essen.github.io/uncovar/</p>
<p>Github&nbsp;https://github.com/IKIM-Essen/uncovar</p>
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<p>&nbsp;</p><p>Address of the bookmark: <a href="https://ikim-essen.github.io/uncovar/" rel="nofollow">https://ikim-essen.github.io/uncovar/</a></p>]]></description>
	<dc:creator>BioStar</dc:creator>
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	<guid isPermaLink="true">https://bioinformaticsonline.com/blog/view/44754/early-genome-screening-the-new-health-horoscope</guid>
	<pubDate>Thu, 02 Jan 2025 19:44:36 -0600</pubDate>
	<link>https://bioinformaticsonline.com/blog/view/44754/early-genome-screening-the-new-health-horoscope</link>
	<title><![CDATA[Early Genome Screening: The New Health Horoscope!]]></title>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>In an era where precision medicine is reshaping healthcare, genome screening is emerging as the modern equivalent of a health horoscope. It offers insights into our biological "stars," unraveling predispositions to various conditions and empowering individuals with knowledge to navigate their health journeys proactively. But how reliable is this "horoscope," and how does it impact our lives?</p><h3>Understanding Genome Screening</h3><p>Genome screening involves analyzing an individual's DNA to identify genetic variations that may influence health and disease susceptibility. This can range from simple single-gene tests to comprehensive whole-genome sequencing. By peering into our genetic blueprint, we can uncover risks for conditions like cancer, diabetes, cardiovascular diseases, and even rare genetic disorders.</p><p>The process is straightforward: a saliva or blood sample is collected, and advanced sequencing technologies decipher the genetic code. The results provide a personalized health map, guiding lifestyle modifications, preventive measures, or medical interventions.</p><h3>A Shift from Reactive to Proactive Healthcare</h3><p>Traditional healthcare often focuses on treating diseases after they manifest. Genome screening flips this model on its head, enabling a shift toward prevention and early intervention. For instance:</p><ul>
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<p><strong>Cancer Risk Management</strong>: Individuals with BRCA1 or BRCA2 gene mutations can opt for enhanced screening programs or preventive surgeries to mitigate their risk of breast and ovarian cancers.</p>
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<p><strong>Cardiovascular Health</strong>: Genetic predispositions to conditions like familial hypercholesterolemia can prompt early cholesterol monitoring and lifestyle adjustments.</p>
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<p><strong>Rare Diseases</strong>: Identifying carriers of genetic disorders can aid in family planning and reduce the incidence of inherited conditions.</p>
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</ul><h3>The Ethical and Practical Concerns</h3><p>While genome screening offers incredible promise, it is not without challenges:</p><ol>
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<p><strong>Accuracy and Interpretation</strong>: Genetic predisposition does not guarantee disease. Misinterpretation of results can lead to unnecessary anxiety or unwarranted medical interventions.</p>
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<p><strong>Privacy and Data Security</strong>: Genetic data is highly sensitive. Ensuring robust data protection measures is crucial to prevent misuse.</p>
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<p><strong>Accessibility and Equity</strong>: High costs and limited availability may restrict access to genome screening, exacerbating health disparities.</p>
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</ol><h3>Balancing Science and Pseudoscience</h3><p>The comparison of genome screening to horoscopes isn&rsquo;t entirely unfounded. Both offer predictive insights, but the scientific foundation of genome screening distinguishes it from astrology. Unlike the alignment of celestial bodies, genetic predictions are based on rigorous data and evidence. However, the probabilistic nature of genetic predispositions underscores the importance of interpreting results in conjunction with clinical and lifestyle factors.</p><h3>The Road Ahead</h3><p>As genome screening becomes more affordable and integrated into routine healthcare, its potential to transform lives is immense. Policymakers, healthcare providers, and genetic counselors must collaborate to ensure ethical implementation, public awareness, and equitable access.</p><p>Imagine a future where your genetic "horoscope" is a trusted guide, not just a prediction. Early genome screening could help chart a healthier path for generations, making it a cornerstone of personalized medicine. After all, our genes might just hold the key to unlocking a future of better health and well-being.</p><p>&nbsp;</p>]]></description>
	<dc:creator>LEGE</dc:creator>
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	<guid isPermaLink="true">https://bioinformaticsonline.com/bookmarks/view/44902/hite-a-fast-and-accurate-dynamic-boundary-adjustment-approach-for-full-length-transposable-elements-detection-and-annotation-in-genome-assemblies</guid>
	<pubDate>Sat, 20 Sep 2025 09:34:04 -0500</pubDate>
	<link>https://bioinformaticsonline.com/bookmarks/view/44902/hite-a-fast-and-accurate-dynamic-boundary-adjustment-approach-for-full-length-transposable-elements-detection-and-annotation-in-genome-assemblies</link>
	<title><![CDATA[HiTE: a fast and accurate dynamic boundary adjustment approach for full-length Transposable Elements detection and annotation in Genome Assemblies]]></title>
	<description><![CDATA[<p dir="auto"><code>HiTE</code>&nbsp;is a Python software that uses a dynamic boundary adjustment approach to detect and annotate full-length Transposable Elements in Genome Assemblies. In comparison to other tools, HiTE demonstrates superior performance in detecting a greater number of full-length TEs.</p>
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<h2 dir="auto">panHiTE</h2>
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<p dir="auto">We have developed panHiTE, a comprehensive and accurate pipeline for TE detection in large-scale population genomes. It has been successfully applied to hundreds of plant population genomes, demonstrating its effectiveness and scalability.</p>
<p dir="auto">For detailed instructions, please refer to the&nbsp;<a href="https://github.com/CSU-KangHu/HiTE/wiki/panHiTE-tutorial">panHiTE tutorial</a>.</p><p>Address of the bookmark: <a href="https://github.com/CSU-KangHu/HiTE" rel="nofollow">https://github.com/CSU-KangHu/HiTE</a></p>]]></description>
	<dc:creator>LEGE</dc:creator>
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	<guid isPermaLink="true">https://bioinformaticsonline.com/blog/view/45273/a-subway-map-for-the-genome</guid>
	<pubDate>Fri, 04 Sep 2026 04:14:14 -0500</pubDate>
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	<title><![CDATA[A Subway Map for the Genome]]></title>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>Maya was looking at a genome graph on her computer. There were nodes, branches, and paths going in every direction.</p><p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s like a subway map,&rdquo; she said, &ldquo;but for DNA.&rdquo;</p><p>That idea is exactly what Sequence Tube Map brings to life.</p><p>Instead of showing a genome as one long, confusing sequence, it displays different genomic paths like routes on a metro map. Where sequences are shared, the paths travel together. Where genetic variation occurs, they branch into different routes and may join again later.</p><p>This makes complex genome graphs much easier to explore.</p><p>Maya could now see how different haplotypes moved through the same genomic region and where they took different paths. She could even view sequencing reads mapped onto the graph, helping her understand what was happening in regions with genetic variation.</p><p>What once looked like a tangled network now looked like a journey.</p><p>Sequence Tube Map turns the complexity of graph genomes into a visual story&mdash;making it easier for scientists to see how DNA can take different routes.</p><p>Read more at&nbsp; https://github.com/vgteam/sequencetubemap&nbsp;</p><p>and</p><p>https://academic.oup.com/bioinformatics/article/35/24/5318/5542397</p><p>Demo at&nbsp;https://vgteam.github.io/sequenceTubeMap/</p>]]></description>
	<dc:creator>LEGE</dc:creator>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2026 13:00:36 -0500</pubDate>
	<link>https://bioinformaticsonline.com/blog/view/45306/the-genes-that-travel-together-a-genomic-detective-story</link>
	<title><![CDATA[The Genes That Travel Together: A Genomic Detective Story]]></title>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>Imagine looking through thousands of microbial genomes and discovering two genes that repeatedly appear together. The obvious conclusion is that they must somehow be connected&mdash;that perhaps they work together, participate in the same pathway, or depend on each other. But evolution has a way of leaving misleading clues. What if these two genes are found together simply because they were inherited from the same ancient ancestor? In that case, their apparent association may have little to do with their biological function; it may simply be a reflection of shared evolutionary history. This is the intriguing problem addressed by CORGIAS (https://github.com/ynishimuraLv/corgias), a computational framework developed to distinguish genuine gene associations from correlations created by common ancestry.</p><p>Instead of asking only whether two genes occur together across genomes, CORGIAS asks a deeper question: did these genes actually evolve together, repeatedly gaining or losing their presence in concert, or are they merely travelling together because of their inherited history? The framework introduces two complementary approaches, Ancestral State Adjustment (ASA) and the Simultaneous EVolution test (SEV), which incorporate evolutionary information into the search for gene associations. This distinction becomes increasingly important as genome sequencing continues to uncover enormous numbers of microbial genomes, many from organisms that have never been cultured and whose genes remain functionally mysterious. In this growing genomic landscape, simply finding a gene is no longer enough&mdash;we need clues about what that gene might be doing. CORGIAS approaches this problem almost like a genomic detective: rather than treating every association as evidence, it reconstructs the evolutionary story behind the association and asks whether the evidence survives that history. By doing so, it offers a way to separate coincidence from biological connection and potentially uncover functional relationships hidden within the vast microbial genomic landscape. The broader message is beautifully simple: genes do not evolve in isolation, and understanding what they do may require us to look beyond where they are today and reconstruct how they arrived there. Sometimes, the most important clue in a genome is not the gene itself, but the evolutionary journey it has taken.</p><p>More at&nbsp;https://academic.oup.com/nargab/article/7/4/lqaf182/8377910?</p>]]></description>
	<dc:creator>BioStar</dc:creator>
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	<guid isPermaLink="true">https://bioinformaticsonline.com/fun/view/9207/biogeek-fun</guid>
	<pubDate>Sun, 16 Mar 2014 06:33:31 -0500</pubDate>
	<link>https://bioinformaticsonline.com/fun/view/9207/biogeek-fun</link>
	<title><![CDATA[BioGeek Fun]]></title>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>1. A futuristic computational biology student was told to write "It is in my gene!!!" on the board 100 times as a punishment. here's his response -<br /><br />use warnings;<br />for ($count=1; $count &lt;=100; $count++) { print "It is in my gene!!!";}<br /><br />I guess, he is gonna to be a real biogeek. Nice try though. Smart kid.</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>2. In some perl script I found this <br />&nbsp;. . . . . .<br />&nbsp;. . . . . .<br /># It works for me, only God understood how it is working<br />while (/(&lt;\/[^&gt;]+&gt;)|(&lt;[^&gt;]+&gt;)|(&lt;[^&gt;]+&gt;)$|([^&gt;&lt;]+)/go) {<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; $startGene=$1;<br />&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; $beginChromosome=$2;<br />&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<br />. . . . . .<br />&nbsp;.. . . . . .<br />}</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>3. One more interesting message in Perl found &hellip;. It will must tickle you bone :) <br />open(my $fh, "&lt;", "gene.txt")&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;or kill " Me if you think this is a mistake :$!";<br /><br /></p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>4. From the Perl <br /><br />&nbsp; while () {&nbsp; # "The Mothership Connection is here!"<br />&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;print &ldquo;$_\n&rdquo;; # Printing the offspring :)</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>5. Perl message<br />if ($1) { print &ldquo;Just found a the error in chromosome !!!, yahoo&hellip;&rdquo;; else { &ldquo;That is not error, but mutation you moron!&rdquo;;</p><p>&nbsp;</p><p>6. One genome database curator walk in wine bar asked the bartender:<br />CREATE TABLE gene IF NOT EXISTS SexOnTheBeach;</p>]]></description>
	<dc:creator>Jit</dc:creator>
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	<guid isPermaLink="true">https://bioinformaticsonline.com/fun/view/44845/a-bioinformatician%E2%80%99s-lament</guid>
	<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2025 01:33:31 -0500</pubDate>
	<link>https://bioinformaticsonline.com/fun/view/44845/a-bioinformatician%E2%80%99s-lament</link>
	<title><![CDATA[A Bioinformatician’s Lament]]></title>
	<description><![CDATA[<div><div dir="auto"><p><em>"I have a presentation tomorrow,"</em>&nbsp;they say,</p><p>With hopeful eyes, like it&rsquo;s all child's play.<br />As if results bloom overnight, full-grown&mdash;<br />Not wrangled from chaos, and error-prone.</p><p><strong>Oh brave soul, sit, let&rsquo;s walk through the tale,</strong><br />Of pipelines broken and servers that fail.<br />The journey starts: &ldquo;The data? It&rsquo;s there&mdash;<br />Just fetch it from S3, easy, I swear.&rdquo;</p><p>Now I summon&nbsp;<code>awscli</code>&nbsp;with dread,<br />Reset my keys, credentials fed.<br />Configure regions, IAM roles too&mdash;<br />All this, and still no peek at the view.</p><p>Next up, the tool: &ldquo;It&rsquo;s open source!&rdquo;<br />On GitHub, rotting, no sign of remorse.<br />Python 2.7, some GCC trick&mdash;<br />The install alone might make you sick.</p><p>Finally, progress! The pipeline runs&hellip;<br />Till RAM collapses and error stuns.<br />Oh, and the metadata? A crime,<br />Merged cells, font soup, out of time.</p><p>Sample IDs&mdash;what a cryptic game:<br /><code>Sample_1</code>,&nbsp;<code>S1</code>,&nbsp;<code>sample-1</code>... the same?<br />Controls mislabeled, cases flipped,<br />No wonder my sanity's starting to slip.</p><p>Then QC plots, PCA joy&mdash;<br />Wait, that&rsquo;s a tumor labeled as a boy?<br />Clusters cross, and axes lie,<br />And I still don&rsquo;t know&nbsp;<em>which</em>&nbsp;sample&rsquo;s "guy."</p><p>But the clock ticks on, and it&rsquo;s half-past doom,<br />They want the final UMAP soon.<br />With pastel colors, labeled clear&mdash;<br />"Can we move that legend to&nbsp;<em>right here</em>?"</p><p>Tweak by tweak, I adjust each frame,<br />Resize Panel B, annotate a name.<br />Export the plot&mdash;it starts to gleam&hellip;<br />Then my laptop crashes. I scream.</p><p>This is the grind, the long-haul game,<br />Where science hides behind code and flame.<br />No &ldquo;Export to Nature&rdquo; button to press,<br />Just toil and logic and hope for success.</p><p>So next time you whisper that fated line&mdash;<br />&ldquo;I have a talk, can you make it shine?&rdquo;<br />Know: bioinformatics is craft, not a click,<br />It&rsquo;s science with scars, not just a quick fix.</p><p><strong>To all who debug at 3AM light,</strong><br />Who ghostwrite figures through sleepless night&mdash;<br />You are the backbone, silent and true,<br />First-author-worthy, if only they knew.<br /><br /></p><hr><p><em><br />"कल मेरी प्रेज़ेंटेशन है,"</em>&nbsp;वो कहते हैं,</p></div></div><div><div dir="auto"><p>आशा भरी आँखों से, जैसे सब सहज है।<br />जैसे परिणाम रातोंरात प्रकट हो जाएं&mdash;<br />ना कि डेटा की भूलभुलैया से उखाड़े जाएं।</p><p><strong>आओ बैठो, एक किस्सा सुनाता हूँ,</strong><br />जहाँ पाइपलाइन टूटती है, और सर्वर भी थक जाते हैं।<br />कहानी शुरू होती है: &ldquo;डेटा तो है&mdash;<br />बस S3 बकेट में, एकदम पास में कहीं।&rdquo;</p><p>अब&nbsp;<code>awscli</code>&nbsp;बुलाता हूँ डरते हुए,<br />कुंजी सेट करूँ, क्रेडेंशियल जोड़ूं, रीजन भरूँ।<br />इतनी मशक्कत, फिर भी डेटा नहीं मिला,<br />बस सेटअप में ही पूरा दिन चला।</p><p>फिर आता है टूल: &ldquo;ओपन-सोर्स है!&rdquo;<br />GitHub पर है, 2019 से सूखा पड़ा है।<br />Python 2.7 चाहिए, एक पुराना कम्पाइलर,<br />और साथ में थोड़ी सी दुआ की ताकत।</p><p>आख़िरकार टूल चला, खुशी सी हुई,<br />लेकिन रन करते ही, मेमोरी ने हार मानी।<br />और मेटाडेटा? एक एक्सेल की आफ़त,<br />मर्ज़ किए हुए सेल, बस और क्या चाहिए काफ़ियत?</p><p>सैंपल आईडी? बस भगवान ही जाने&mdash;<br /><code>Sample_1</code>,&nbsp;<code>sample-1</code>,&nbsp;<code>S1</code>, और&nbsp;<code>control1</code>&mdash;<br />ये सब एक ही सैंपल हैं क्या?<br />पता तब चलता है जब पूछो दो-तीन बार।</p><p>काउंट मैट्रिक्स तैयार, अब R या Python की बारी,<br />QC करो, PCA प्लॉट&mdash;पर कुछ गड़बड़ भारी।<br />ट्यूमर और नॉर्मल का अदला-बदली खेल,<br />बार-बार, वही पुरानी झमेल।</p><p>आख़िर में आया मॉडलिंग का समय,<br />स्टैट्स, प्लॉट्स, डिफरेंशियल एक्सप्रेशन का श्रम।<br />लेकिन घड़ी में 5 बज चुके हैं जनाब,<br />और 8 बजे तक UMAP चाहिए, साफ़-सुथरा जबाब।</p><p>तो मैं कोड लिखता हूँ रात भर बैठ कर,<br />कलर पैलेट, जीन लेबल, लीजेंड बाहर रख कर।<br />फ़ॉन्ट, पैनल, एक्सिस सब सुधार,<br />एक्सपोर्ट करता हूँ... और लैपटॉप कहता है&mdash;"अब नहीं यार!"</p><p>इसीलिए बायोइन्फॉर्मेटिक्स में लगता है समय,<br />ये &ldquo;बस सीरत चलाओ&rdquo; या &ldquo;वोल्कैनो प्लॉट बनाओ&rdquo; नहीं है।<br />ये है सिस्टम एडमिन का काम, डेटा की सफ़ाई,<br />QC, डिबगिंग, और सांइस की सच्ची लड़ाई।</p><p><strong>तो कुछ सीखें इस व्यथा से आप भी आज:</strong><br />24 घंटे पहले चमत्कार मत माँगिए।<br />अच्छे फ़िगर साफ़ डेटा से बनते हैं।<br />बायोइन्फॉर्मेटिक्स जादू नहीं, विज्ञान है।<br />समय से बात कीजिए, प्रक्रिया का सम्मान कीजिए।</p><p><strong>और उन सभी बायोइन्फॉर्मेटिशियनों को सलाम,</strong><br />जो दूसरों की प्रेज़ेंटेशन के लिए रातों में जागते हैं&mdash;<br />तुम हो फ़िगर्स के भूत लेखक,<br />तुम हो बिना नाम के सह-लेखक।<br />तुम पहले लेखक बनने के हक़दार हो&mdash;<br />और एक लंबी नींद के भी।</p><p>Note: Written with the help of AI/LLM Tools !</p></div></div>]]></description>
	<dc:creator>LEGE</dc:creator>
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	<pubDate>Sun, 14 Feb 2021 11:36:32 -0600</pubDate>
	<link>https://bioinformaticsonline.com/fun/view/42877/bioinformatician-on-valentines-day</link>
	<title><![CDATA[Bioinformatician on Valentine's Day]]></title>
	<description><![CDATA[<p>Once asked to a bioinformatician "How is ur Valentine's Day?"</p><blockquote><p>Bioinformatician replied:</p><p>if ($date == "Valentine's Day" &amp;&amp; $me =! Bioinformatician) {</p><p>rose_day(); promise_day(); kiss_day();</p><p>}</p><p>else {</p><p>hack_genome(); ko-fi(); youtube(); do_scripting(); sleep();</p><p>)</p></blockquote>]]></description>
	<dc:creator>BioQueen</dc:creator>
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