Golden Rules of Bioinformatics

  1. All constant are variable.
  2. Copy and paste is a genetic error.
  3. First solve the problem, then write the code.
  4. No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right.
  5. Any simple problem can be insoluble if enough metting are held to discuss it. :P
  6. Stastics is a systematic method of comming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
  7. Bug is a undocumented feature in programming languages.
  8. Good biological programmer goes on summer holiday with raincoat. [because see 1]
  9. Thanks god Google know python is not a python and multiplication and division are the same thing.
  10. Don' be clever, complex biology will trick you.