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Bioinformatician become producer/director !!!
...will be like this.... BLAST : Eak khoj Munna Bhai Promoter Gene se Genome tak. Maine BLAST kiya. NC...! Meri Gene Tumhare Paas Hai Aao Database Search Kare Bioinformatician No.1 Mera Naam Tool Developer...3946 days ago
Perl Poem: Parse it in both Perl and English!
...widely published, having had the following poem published in both the Economist and the Guardian: #!/usr...se; sort your feelings, reset goals, seek (friends, family, anyone); do*not*die (like this)if sin abound...3946 days ago
Golden Rules of Bioinformatics
...First solve the problem, then write the code. No matter what goes wrong, it wi...right. Any simple problem can be insoluble if enough metting are held to discus...th raincoat. [because see 1] Thanks god Google know python is not a python and m...3943 days ago
Chemical Elements of Bioinformatics
You must be familiar with periodic table and colour pattern, but this time you are going to amaze by new elements table by Eagle genomics. Just check it out and have fun :) http://elements.eaglegenomics.com/3901 days ago
What a bioinformatician always dream for ???
...icense of all commercial softwares. Complete, and fully assembled genome of the girl :P A girl/boy...s and higher compatibility score. Horoscope Match should be significant (not less that 18). Laptops with...3872 days ago
The Best Bioinformatics / Computational Biology Quotes
Bioinformatician are not anti-social; We are just genome friendly. Bioinformatician wo...The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's actually ha..., make my data! Thank god, my genome just compiled. Error messa...es and protein. Warning! Your genome is full of garbage, delete...3747 days ago
- ...l messageif ($1) { print “Just found a the error in chromosome !!!, yahoo…”; else { “That is not error, but mutation you moron!”; 6. One genome database curator walk in wi...
3728 days ago
- ...ven any Java. Why did the program/software hanged? A: Because genome float. Why was the...: Ah, Ohhh, dude, these are *NIX commands Did they really hack genome? A: Yes, I guess so.
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Bioinformatician on Valentine's Day
Once asked to a bioinformatician "How is ur Valentine's Day?" Bioinformatician replied: if ($date == "Valentine's Day" && $me =! Bioinformatician) { rose_day(); promise_day(); kiss_day(); } else { hack_genome(); ko-fi(); youtube(); do_scripting(); sleep(); )1203 days ago
