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Bioinformatician become producer/director !!!
If a Bioinformatician starts producing Hindi Bollywood movies, names will be like this.... BLAST : Eak khoj Munna Bhai Promoter Gene se Genome...Raju ban gaya Genefinder. Har Ligand jo dock karega. Alig...ya Hai GeneScan Karke Dekho Alignment Apna Sequence Parayi...3933 days ago
Perl Poem: Parse it in both Perl and English!
Larry's, er, corpus has fortunately been overshadowed by that of the reigning Perl Poet, S...hnical Conference, entitled "Camels and Needles: Computer Poe...blished in both the Economist and the Guardian: #!/usr/bin/p...lf, changes),bind (grief, despair); require truth, goodness...3933 days ago
Bioinformatician special skills !!
Bioinformatician and Computational biologist are the only programmers on Earth who can explain multiplication and division are the same. Pretty codes for them ... /([+-]?\...'BEGIN{$/=">"}if(/^s*(S+)/){open(F,">$1")||warn"$1 write failed:$!";chomp;p...3911 days ago
Golden Rules of Bioinformatics
All constant are variable. Copy and paste is a genetic error. First...problem, then write the code. No matter what goes wrong, it will...ly look right. Any simple problem can be insoluble if enough metti...ndocumented feature in programming languages. Good biological prog...3931 days ago
Chemical Elements of Bioinformatics
You must be familiar with periodic table and colour pattern, but this time you are going to amaze by new elements table by Eagle genomics. Just check it out and have fun :) http://elements.eaglegenomics.com/3888 days ago
What a bioinformatician always dream for ???
Well established bioinformatics labs with SGI(silicon graphics interface) License of all commercial softwares. Complete, and full...:P A girl/boy with lesser E-values and higher compatibility score....ics servers. All eBooks of bioinformatics. Ready passport and Stud...3860 days ago
The Best Bioinformatics / Computational Biology Quotes
Bioinformatician are not anti-social; We are just genome friendly. Bioinformatician would love to change th...ve us the genetic code :P If at first you don't succeed; cal...S, try God script. Idiot, Go ahead, make my data! Thank god...Be nice to the BioGeek, for all you know they might be the...3735 days ago
- 1. A futuristic computational biology student was told to...It is in my gene!!!" on the board 100 times as a punishment. here's his response -use warnings;for ($count=1; $count &...p; $startGene=$1; &n...ill " Me if you think this is a mistake :$!"; 4. Fro...
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Introduction to programming. Write short programs that generate graphics and animation.
Introduction to programming. Write short programs that generate graphics and animation. http://funprogramming.org/3566 days ago
- Why was the Bioinformatics fired from his job? A: He was getting too Sassy. What did the bioinformatician say...va. Why did the program/software hanged? A: Because...scripted!! Why they talk $ unzip; strip; touch; fing...
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