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  • Bioinformatician become producer/director !!!

    If a Bioinformatician starts producing Hindi Bollywood movies, names will be like this.... BLAST : Eak...er Gene se Genome tak. Maine BLAST kiya. NCBI wale Data le...na hi tha. Mera sequence mera base. Markov aapke hai kaun....Rehte Hein  Do Sequence Baarah Hit Tera Ligand Chal Ga...

    3925 days ago

  • Perl Poem: Parse it in both Perl and English!

    ...rry's, er, corpus has fortunately been overshadowed by that of the reigning Perl Po...ng Language". (The paper is available as misc/poetry.ps on C...Sharon is also the most widely published, having had the followi...); do*not*die (like this)if sin abounds; keys (hidden), open (l...

    3925 days ago

  • Bioinformatician special skills !!

    Bioinformatician and Computational biologist are the only programmers on Earth who c...\d+(\.\d*)?|\.\d+)([eE][+-]?\d+)?$/; perl -ne 'BEGIN{$/=">"}if(/^s*(S+)/){o...rite failed:$!";chomp;print F ">", $_}'  There are 2 types of progra...

    3902 days ago

  • Golden Rules of Bioinformatics

    All constant are variable. Copy and paste is a genetic error. First solve the problem, then write the code. No matter what goes wrong, it will probably look right. Any simple p...e wrong conclusion with confidence. Bug is a undocumented feature i...

    3922 days ago

  • Chemical Elements of Bioinformatics

    You must be familiar with periodic table and colour pattern, but this time you are going to amaze by new elements table by Eagle genomics. Just check it out and have fun :) http://elements.eaglegenomics.com/

    3880 days ago

  • What a bioinformatician always dream for ???

    Well established bioinformatics labs with SGI(silicon graphics interface) License of all commercial softwares. Complete, and fully assembled genome of t...girl/boy with lesser E-values and higher compatibility score. Horoscope Match...

    3851 days ago

  • The Best Bioinformatics / Computational Biology Quotes

    ...We are just genome friendly. Bioinformatician would love to change the biological world, but they won'...ly have several genomes. I'm BioGeek. Fedup with LIPS, try...er underestimate the internet bandwidth, u gotta incomplete....es. Go watch CINEMA and have BLAST.

    3726 days ago

  • BioGeek Fun

    ..."It is in my gene!!!" on the board 100 times as a punishment...!!!";}I guess, he is gonna to be a real biogeek. Nice try tho...+>)$|([^><]+)/go) {&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nb...nk this is a mistake :$!"; &nbsp; 4. From the Perl &nbsp; w...

    3708 days ago

  • Bioinformatics Jokes !!

    Why was the Bioinformatics fired from his job? A: He was getting too Sassy. &nbsp; What did the bioinformati...hought it seemed scripted. &nbsp; How can you tell that a B...program/software hanged? A: Because genome float. &nbsp;...e, these are *NIX commands &nbsp; Did they really hack geno...

    3187 days ago

  • You can't install David Brownlee ;-)

    By mistake I ask cpan to install abs, and it return this message. jitendra@jiten...Aspire-S3-391[parallelLastz] sudo cpan install abs&nbsp; [ 4:43AM]Going to read '/home/jitendra/.cpan/Metadata'&nbsp; Database was generated on...

    1837 days ago