Bioinformatician become producer/director !!!
If a Bioinformatician starts producing Hindi Bollywood movies, names will be like this.... BLAST : Eak khoj Munna Bhai Promoter Gene se Genome tak. Maine BLAST kiya. NCBI...3918 days ago
Bioinformatician special skills !!
Bioinformatician and Computational biologist are the only programmers on Earth who can explain multiplication and division are the same. Pretty codes for them ... /([+-]?\ *...3895 days ago
What a bioinformatician always dream for ???
Well established bioinformatics labs with SGI(silicon graphics interface) License of all commercial softwares. Complete, and fully assembled genome of the girl :P A gi...3844 days ago
The Best Bioinformatics / Computational Biology Quotes
Bioinformatician are not anti-social; We are just genome friendly. Bioinformatician would love to change the biological world, but they won't give us the genetic code :P If...3720 days ago
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Bioinformatician on Valentine's Day
Once asked to a bioinformatician "How is ur Valentine's Day?" Bioinformatician replied: if ($date == "Valentine's Day" && $me =! Bioinformatician) { rose_day(); promise_day(); kiss_day(); } else { hack_genome(); ko-fi(); youtube(); do_scripting(); sleep(); )1175 days ago